Joanne Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 I keep trumping, phew! Note to self: Don't eat dairy. I wish I could stop. 1
DJ-1701 Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 My little smartwatch tells me when F1 is on. Yet watch I can not :'( First row is wrong tisk You must have 5 syllables Fix it now you must Just like a Dalek... Your count is wrong, oh so wrong. First row is correct. Missed this thread Come back people and write now Or face a Dalek First row is wrong tisk. You must have five syllables. Fix it now you must. 3
DJ-1701 Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 Haikus can be hard. We all need some help at times. So check this site out.
DalekSec Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 (edited) Just like a Dalek... Your count is wrong, oh so wrong. First row is correct. Curses i've done wrong Foiled by the Doctor again! SEEK LOCATE DESTROY Edited June 26, 2017 by DalekSec 1
DJ-1701 Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 Curses i've done wrong Foiled once again by you SEEK LOCATE DESTROY Oh dear, same mistake But this time on second row Quit while I'm ahead.
DalekSec Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 Oh dear, same mistake But this time on second row Quit while I'm ahead. U wot m8
DJ-1701 Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 Oh dear, same mistake But this time on second row Quit while I'm ahead. Curses i've done wrong Foiled by the Doctor again! SEEK LOCATE DESTROY Well done that Dalek Corrected, proper syntax Nice one @DalekSec! 1
DJ-1701 Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 U wot m8 [ATTACH=CONFIG]44151[/ATTACH] You edited that, As you can see from the post, Nice try though tin can.
jthompson Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 Can we count hastags as two syllables despite #Covfefe?
korifugi Posted June 26, 2017 Author Posted June 26, 2017 Windswept, Crazy hair, Outlandish statements as well, Boris or Donald? 2
Svella Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 (edited) You edited that, As you can see from the post, Nice try though tin can. Busted in style. Edited June 26, 2017 by Svella
6Foot2 Posted August 8, 2017 Posted August 8, 2017 Link 1: Elemental Haiku: An Interactive Periodic Table With A Haiku For Each Element Link 2: https://twitter.com/hashtag/chemhaiku [Twitter Hashtag]
6Foot2 Posted May 14, 2020 Posted May 14, 2020 Link: Error messages in Haiku? [gnu.org] IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC TEXT STRINGS, YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU… A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. Rather than a beep Or a rude error message, These words: “File not found.” Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. ABORTED effort: Close all that you have. You ask way too much. First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully. With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: “My Novel” not found. The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. Error messages cannot completely convey. We now know shared loss.
DalekSec Posted May 14, 2020 Posted May 14, 2020 Arise haiku thread Back from the Ashes again haiku spam inbound 2
6Foot2 Posted November 18, 2020 Posted November 18, 2020 We isolate now So when we gather again No one is missing
DalekSec Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 We isolate now So when we gather again No one is missing This is too deep for a Thursday morning
6Foot2 Posted March 20, 2021 Posted March 20, 2021 Link: If the Earth was flat, cats would knock everything off, including people.
mikeprice Posted March 21, 2021 Posted March 21, 2021 Link: Nah dumb they would keep the ones who open the cans of cat food dog people already know the Earth is not flat because how else could dog hair get on the sofa if the dog is not allowed on the sofa???? stands to reason or was that just my dog???????????
DalekSec Posted June 28, 2023 Posted June 28, 2023 Two years have gone But this thread is back keep haikus going 1
Mako Posted June 28, 2023 Posted June 28, 2023 The undertaker Of the Haiku Thread returns He is DalekSec 1
6Foot2 Posted June 28, 2023 Posted June 28, 2023 Five syllables here, Seven then, five come again. A haiku complete.
DeGrimmy Posted June 28, 2023 Posted June 28, 2023 Rose like a phoenix, From the ashes of years past To bring peace once more
korifugi Posted June 28, 2023 Author Posted June 28, 2023 Extermination! Reversed this, has DalekSec! Regeneration! 4
DeGrimmy Posted July 3, 2023 Posted July 3, 2023 Monday is a test Of patience and energy. Rather be in bed 1
6Foot2 Posted June 30, 2024 Posted June 30, 2024 Screens glow, tech woes shared, "Fix the printer!" cries ring out. Help from Edugeek.
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