The Haiku Thread

[korifugi]

This thread is now here

We are now safe

From thread derailing wrath.

[jinnantonnixx]

That is not haiku

You got it the wrong way round

Five, seven, five yeah?

[JJonas]

found this

 

[Joanne]

Me reading this thread,

Words are not my strongest point,

But numbers are good.

 

[korifugi]

Darn - my mistake there

I will adjust for future

Now it will be right.

[elsiegee40]

Haiku on topic

Do not derail other threads.

Off topic drift irks.

[LeMarchand]

Someone will soon come

To note nature and season

Should be included

[korifugi]

Me reading this thread,

Words are not my strongest point,

But numbers are good.

 

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Jedi mind trick there?

Many themes this thread includes

Numbers are fine too.

[jinnantonnixx]

Finding this quite hard

Use up syllables too fast.

Worst Haiku ever.

[6Foot2]

Ask for opinions.

Mull it over. Then you can

Just do what you want.

[DalekSec]

Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

[sonofsanta]

I humbly submit

My signature beneath me

Like soil under feet

Edited September 21, 2016 by sonofsanta

[Joanne]

Haikus are hard to,

Do with little forethought,

Thinking is hard too.

[sonofsanta]

Also:

[zebulunn]

Either black or brown,

Strong, weak perhaps even sweet.

Anything goes. Coffee.

[DalekSec]

Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom

Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom

Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom

[hardtailstar]

What have i missed??

[DalekSec]

What have i missed??

 

The correct amount of syllybles (wheres my autocorrect gone?) to make a haiku

[korifugi]

Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom

Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom

Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom

 

Is this from Baldrick?

Or a Dalek submission?

I am unsure which.

[DalekSec]

Exterminate All

Exterminate The Doctor

Exterminate Him

[korifugi]

korifugi looks,

sees the distraction wrought here,

screams "What have I done?"

[6Foot2]

What have i missed??

 

Get going with five

Line two has seven on to

the last again five.

[elsiegee40]

Many Edugeeks

Seem to have insufficient

Work to do today

[sonofsanta]

Properly speaking

A haiku references

Something natural:

 

Much like the soft wind

Through long undulating grass

Passes, shapes it,

 

Subtle words of life

Will shape your haiku, and be

A gentle calm breath.

[ICTDirect_Dave]

Properly speaking

A haiku references

Something natural:

 

Much like the soft wind

Through long undulating grass

Passes, shapes it,

 

Subtle words of life

Will shape your haiku, and be

A gentle calm breath.

 

ICT Dave thinks

@sonofsanta is really

Just a big show off