JJonas Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 I would like to nominate this for out there IT story of the month! Researchers have fired a wireless data signal through a pork loin and beef liver at speeds fast enough to transmit HD video. The new transmission technique has been dubbed "meat-comms" and could make it easier for doctors to interact with wireless medical devices implanted in our bodies.
DJ-1701 Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 First I thought this might be a porkie, but now I believe it meats new medical requirements. My condiments for a meaty story.
DJ-1701 Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 In case anyone wants a butchers... Scientists Send Wireless Data Through Pork Loin 1
sparkeh Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 "You could stream Netflix through the pork loin." But it would hog all the bandwidth
DJ-1701 Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 I was surprised it involved radio waves and not... microwaves.
DJ-1701 Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 I'd buy a steak in that company I'll glaze over that one...
DJ-1701 Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 The puns in this thread are beyond saving.... We can just put them in the deep freeze. Thaw-t you would you know that.
DalekSec Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 We can just put them in the deep freeze. Thaw-t you would you know that. God dammit Davidson!! One of these days, bam right to the moon!
sparkeh Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 The puns in this thread are beyond saving.... Keep your snout out of it.
DJ-1701 Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 God dammit Davidson!! One of these days, bam right to the moon! Well... can't say I wasn't expecting a roasting...
DavePa Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 Keep your snout out of it. Indeed, somebody is making a right pig's ear of it!
Boredguy Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 God dammit Davidson!! One of these days, bam right to the moon! I've sent him out of the office as punishment 1
HarryMonkey Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 I suspect that the minute it all goes wrong someone will get the chop.
DJ-1701 Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 I suspect that the minute it all goes wrong someone will get the chop. Na, I think they will get off the (meat) hook, after chewing the fat.
DJ-1701 Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 This thread is such a boar. Really? I thought it was crackling!
Boredguy Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 Really? I thought it was crackling! Free to a good home, 1 technician with bad taste in puns. Does pay his own way.
sparkeh Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 Really? I thought it was crackling! You're right, I'm being a swine, this thread is a gilt edge chance for puns, sow carry on.
DJ-1701 Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 Free to a good home, 1 technician with bad taste in puns. Does pay his own way. I know you are boar-d of the puns, and you don't like pork, but I don't know what's your beef.
sparkeh Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 You're right, I'm being a swine, this thread is a gilt edge chance for puns, sow carry on. Sorry that was a ham fisted attempt.
DJ-1701 Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 Oink! (I'm not very good at puns) Looks like you made a real pigs ear out of it.
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now