mdrabble Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 Come on yolks, keep spreading these buns - it Christmas after all and we shouldn't wine how bad they are
sparkeh Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 Maybe @witch will meet @sparkeh at piccalilli circus..... Or Oxford Circrust
denzal2k4 Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 2 elephants fell off a cliff, BOOM BOOM! Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
Garacesh Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 2 elephants fell off a cliff 2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. 1
witch Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 The dead batteries were given out free of charge. 2
36Degrees Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 Unlike the battery that was arrested with his firework friend. He was charged but the firework was let off.
Garacesh Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 My family all get together during the holidays, but we don't bother with religion. Just family, food and being merry. One could suggest we take out the Christ and just add more Mass
36Degrees Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 it Christmas after all I've just been talking to the head of English about Christmas. We even discussed if Santa's little helpers are subordinate clauses.
Garacesh Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 @jinnantonnixx, where'd your post go? That was a good'n! ---Quote (Originally by Garacesh)--- My family all get together during the holidays, but we don't bother with religion. Just family, food and being merry. One could suggest we take out the Christ and just add more Mass ---End Quote--- You're right to concentrate on the food. Everybody knows Christmas is all about the baby cheeses. I thought it was all about the holy cheeses? I had a flight to Switzerland booked and everything!!
unixman_again Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 In a similar blue vein, I'd like to wish everyone gouda wheel for the festive season.
jinnantonnixx Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 @jinnantonnixx, where'd your post go? That was a good'n! I thought it was all about the holy cheeses? I had a flight to Switzerland booked and everything!! Well, it wasn't quite up to my usual incandescently good standards. I felt that I was shoehorning it into the context. For the record, I was commenting on the food post, and said that Christmas should be all about the baby cheeses.
Garacesh Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 Well I liked it because it set me up for another one Also I did quote your post as per the email, so it's out there in the open now. Muahaha.
korifugi Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 While this does seem to be veering more and more off colour - I'm pretty sure this thread'll never dye.
jdoyle Posted December 17, 2015 Posted December 17, 2015 The dead batteries were given out free of charge. took a photo of this but had to pay for the pleasure. #cell fee 2
jdoyle Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 I'm just going tea leaf this here... [ATTACH=CONFIG]34016[/ATTACH] Is your name Urnie? Et tea, Brewte? (Julius Caesar, Act 3, Scene 1, Cup 4) All proper tea is theft 2
DJ-1701 Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 I have a fear of German sausages... Yes... I fear the wurst! 1
Garacesh Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 I have a fear of German sausages... Yes... I fear the wurst! I hate German kids. Call me racist, but I've never seen brats wurst than they are over there. 1
jinnantonnixx Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 I hate German kids. Call me racist, but I've never seen brats wurst than they are over there. Nice pun, Hun. 1
korifugi Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 I have a fear of German sausages... Yes... I fear the wurst! I hate German kids. Call me racist, but I've never seen brats wurst than they are over there. Nice pun, Hun. Watch out for putting too many German puns up - we don't want any Sauer Krauts 1
DJ-1701 Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 I hate German kids. Call me racist, but I've never seen brats wurst than they are over there. Nice pun, Hun. Watch out for putting too many German puns up - we don't want any Sauer Krauts As I am part German, I am giving all of these NEIN out of 10! 1
denzal2k4 Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 All started as fun and games now it's getting Nazi
DJ-1701 Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 I found a piece of paper this morning in the school that said 'What objects are attracted to Magneto?'... It took a lot of energy not to write 'Iron Man!'...
X-13 Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 I found a piece of paper this morning in the school that said 'What objects are attracted to Magneto?'... It took a lot of energy not to write 'Iron Man!'... Question. Magnet-o? or Mag-neat-o? Because they not mag-neats.
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