X-13 Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 That's how I ended up here. I herd it was a good place to be Well, we won't steer you wrong. 1
Garacesh Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 All the bovine enthusiasts will be loining up to get in at this rate!
jdoyle Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 My wife's just learnt sign language. A handy skill to have. Just nice to see she's gone digital at last.
jdoyle Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 a hungry clock will go back four seconds. Weddings are emotional events; even the cakes are in tiers. 1
6Foot2 Posted December 10, 2015 Author Posted December 10, 2015 Link: Joe Stone / Drawntroopers [stormtrooper pictorial puns] http://joe-stone.co.uk/img/work/drawntrooper1.gif
jdoyle Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 All the bovine enthusiasts will be loining up to get in at this rate! Please do not give Thanks to anyone with a Bovine related pun. A pat would be a better form of appreciation... 1
jinnantonnixx Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Please do not give Thanks to anyone with a Bovine related pun. A pat would be a better form of appreciation... We must not be cowed or bullied by your demands. Anyone working with farm animals is OK with me. Most are outstanding in their field. 1
jdoyle Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 We must not be cowed or bullied by your demands. Anyone working with farm animals is OK with me. Most are outstanding in their field. oh dear, I may have poured Bov Rile .... Don't want to spoil the moo'd.
Garacesh Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 We must not be cowed or bullied by your demands. Anyone working with farm animals is OK with me. Most are outstanding in their field. We're doing farmers now, too? This is a right combine harvest of puns! Let's just hope we don't make a pigs ear of this and chicken out! 1
claireadams Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 We're doing farmers now, too? This is a right combine harvest of puns! Let's just hope we don't make a pigs ear of this and chicken out! I'm just gonna pop this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr30FEkfevo 1
Garacesh Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Oh now you're being quackers Thanks to this thread, I'm going to be needing therapy soon I'll send you all the bill.
DJ-1701 Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 I have heard witch will foot the bill. Maybe it will lower her carbon footprint? I am sorry, I am going to have to put my foot down. These puns are so paper thin they are tear-able. You better hope the joke police don't hear them, or else you'll be in They aren't exactly a laughing force (farce). I guess I better leaf right now...
DJ-1701 Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 What do we want? More cat puns! When do we want them? Meow!
6Foot2 Posted December 13, 2015 Author Posted December 13, 2015 What do we want? More cat puns! When do we want them? Meow! What? You have to be kitten me! 1
claireadams Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 What? You have to be kitten me! Mewve along, these puns suck. 1
DJ-1701 Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Mewve along, these puns suck. Mews to me, personally I thought they were Purrfect .
DJ-1701 Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Mews to me, personally I thought they were Purrfect . dRat, that should have been purrsonally. Not surprised though, my Hogwarts report card said my Spelling was terrible .
6Foot2 Posted December 13, 2015 Author Posted December 13, 2015 dRat, that should have been purrsonally... OT: you can go back and edit your post...
DJ-1701 Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 OT: you can go back and edit your post... OT: I know, but I wanted to make that terrible spelling pun .
6Foot2 Posted December 13, 2015 Author Posted December 13, 2015 I know, but I wanted to make that terrible spelling pun . OT: Should have guessed.
Garacesh Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 I was stuck in a queue to pay for my kitten earlier. It was the feline. 2
DJ-1701 Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Mewve along, these puns suck. You lot should have a break, have a kitty cat. You know, maybe you're both right... At this time of year we need to take things in moderation... I have heard that too many puns are bad for your Elf...
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