claireadams Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 You know, maybe you're both right... At this time of year we need to take things in moderation... I have heard that too many puns are bad for your Elf... No sleigh? I can't believe that. 1
6Foot2 Posted December 13, 2015 Author Posted December 13, 2015 No sleigh? I can't believe that. What was the cost to Santa for his sleigh? It was on the house. 1
DJ-1701 Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 You should paws for thought or you may anger the angry pussy. That cat throws a mean right but looks like its also a south paw. I guess he was after... ♫The Eye of the Tiger♫ ... ♫Risin' up, back on the floors Did my time, took my chances Went the distance Now I'm back on my paws Just a cat and his will to survive...♫ 1
Garacesh Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 These puns are fur from purrrfect! I think they're eggcelent, but if you disagree, lettuce move on to a new topic?
jdoyle Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 lettuce move on to a new topic? be cos? This thread is just hitting the tip of the iceberg.
mdrabble Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Salad to say that I do like bun or two....... current jokes not withstanding.......
DJ-1701 Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 current jokes not withstanding....... That pun is shocking!
Garacesh Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 current jokes not withstanding....... Shouldn't that be currant?
jdoyle Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Shouldn't that be currant? let's just go with the flow.
mdrabble Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Shouldn't that be currant? not had my morning coffee yet is my only eggcuse....
jinnantonnixx Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Salad to say that I do like bun or two....... current jokes not withstanding....... Your spelling mistake makes the subject rather unsavoury.
DJ-1701 Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Shouldn't that be currant? not had my morning coffee yet is my only eggcuse.... Your spelling mistake makes the subject rather unsavoury. That explains it... it went pass it's used by date .
Garacesh Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 not had my morning coffee yet is my only eggcuse.... You are forgiven. Come back once you're refreshed and we can steam ahead. You don't want missed opportunities to get you on the chopping board block, do you?
6Foot2 Posted December 16, 2015 Author Posted December 16, 2015 A recent physics experiment has allowed scientists to estimate the lower limit for the lifetime of an electron: Link: Electron lifetime is at least 66,000 yottayears - physicsworld.com That's a yotta years.
Garacesh Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 These puns are getting more and more terrable each day. I suggest you all exacise caution and let the thread die.
sparkeh Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 I was a bit down before reading this thread but now I'm feline fine. Oops you've mooooved on from Kitten puns, I'm playing ketchup.
unixman_again Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 I would have made a saucy comment, but I couldn't think of one. I could tell the panel about my new HP printer but I won't.
sted Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 I would have made a saucy comment, but I couldn't think of one. I could tell the panel about my new HP printer but I won't. perhaps its strawberry jammed up already? (or caught a case of Bob Marley disease (its jammin))
sparkeh Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 Honey, I think you should stop now You mayo be right. 1
Boredguy Posted December 16, 2015 Posted December 16, 2015 Maybe @witch will meet @sparkeh at piccalilli circus.....
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