hardtailstar Posted January 24, 2019 Posted January 24, 2019 It's only geological for things to get a bit heated, given the pressures we're all under, but with enough time, I think we can all rely on one another to be magmanimous, cool off and fossillitate a way to wiping the slate clean. We will just have to chalk this one up to experience.
mikeprice Posted January 24, 2019 Posted January 24, 2019 I have just been checking up on type of rocks - and some are a bit rude so I can't use them don't want to get slated by the mods (again)
6Foot2 Posted January 24, 2019 Author Posted January 24, 2019 I have just been checking up on type of rocks - and some are a bit rude so I can't use them don't want to get slated by the mods (again) It's crystal clear ones you are thinking of and I would hit rock bottom if I named them here, no ifs ore buts!
mikeprice Posted January 24, 2019 Posted January 24, 2019 I'm having trouble fitting some of the words into a sentence It's a bit of a Corundum - but I'll keep chipping away at it and I'll be albite Geode willing 1
jthompson Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 I think I'm running out of puns. Yours are all great, but mineral a bit weak. Which is strange, because you'd think geology would provide a rich seam of material.
hardtailstar Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 I think I'm running out of puns. Yours are all great, but mineral a bit weak. Which is strange, because you'd think geology would provide a rich seam of material. im gassed...
korifugi Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 im gassed... So you're moving on to gasses now the geology ones argon?
6Foot2 Posted January 25, 2019 Author Posted January 25, 2019 I think I'm running out of puns... Running out of puns? *Quakes
dcwhitworth Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 I have just been checking up on type of rocks - and some are a bit rude so I can't use them don't want to get slated by the mods (again) Yes there's the one named after the small town in Massachusetts. You'd have to be careful as someone might coal in the moderators and you might not be granite a second chance.
korifugi Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 Yes there's the one named after the small town in Massachusetts. You'd have to be careful as someone might coal in the moderators and you might not be granite a second chance. Then again - it all depend on which mod. Some are menhir than others...
6Foot2 Posted January 29, 2019 Author Posted January 29, 2019 Sir, sir..... there's a cat in the toilet. Upon checking............... there isn't! Perhaps it wasn't well and had that sinking feline paw thing! Scratch that, it isn't there now. It's probably improved, now near purrfect!
Garacesh Posted January 29, 2019 Posted January 29, 2019 You can't just ever have a cat though, can you? You have to buy it cat litter, food, toys.. The whole kitten caboode. 1
jthompson Posted January 29, 2019 Posted January 29, 2019 Hopefully there are none of those snowflake millennial cat-owners in this thread. Honestly! If you make any kind of joke about cats in here they take it SO personally and whinge about how much you've hurt their felix.
6Foot2 Posted January 29, 2019 Author Posted January 29, 2019 If he is not registered as a proper student you will need to send him a bill Waddle they do if he ducks out of paying? I expect he'll find himself up before the beak! I hope he conduckts himself properly in court, otherwise he'll be doing bird! 1
mikeprice Posted January 29, 2019 Posted January 29, 2019 He looks very unhappy _ think he is close to quacking up maybe he is just unwell - some kind of malardy or just has a hangover from drinking too much Glenfiduck last night 2
Garacesh Posted January 30, 2019 Posted January 30, 2019 I wonder why that duck was queuing for IT support in the first place? Was something wrong with his Quacktive Directory account? 1
jthompson Posted January 30, 2019 Posted January 30, 2019 Maybe something fowled up during a migration. 1
sted Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 Perhaps it wasn't well and had that sinking feline paw thing! Scratch that, it isn't there now. It's probably improved, now near purrfect! perhaps its was Schrodinger's cat it both was and wasnt there only looking will collapse the waveform lol 1
6Foot2 Posted February 11, 2019 Author Posted February 11, 2019 It's UK Pun Day, and there were no new puns in this thread! I really didn't feel well, so... 2
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