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or we could just go eat candy

 

I'm on a diet, but it's sweet of you to offer.

 

That's good to hear but you don't need a diet, sugar...

 

So kind of you all to Whisper Sweet nothings into my ear...

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Just seen an email chain around here (first name changed):

 

RECEPTION: Has anybody tried to call John Dolphin today? He's just rang and has a missed call from us.

Reply-All 1: Sounds a bit fishy if you ask me...

Reply-All 2: Dolphins are mammals!

 

I love working here :)

[back on to chocolate puns]

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Just finished reading Dan Brown's Inferno... There was a point where I thought the World Health Organisation was behind it all, which would have made it a "WHOdunnit"
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Posted
Had to stop on the way to work this morning to try and shoo a chicken out of the road. Unfortunately farmer Giles had spilled some grain all down the road so chicken was not keen to leave her breakfast. Luckily it's a 20 limit so hopefully it will be OK.
You'll have better luck shoeing a horse.

 

:)

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I prefer telling them to ***k off.

 

rather than being nasty to them - tell them nice tail

 

for true horse whisperers this is the mane technique

 

but don't make the tail too long in case you get horse

Posted (edited)
No sine of a paranormal one to date.

 

The Punny Thread: Where every post goes off on a tangent.

Edited by korifugi
post rather than thread
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