The Punny Thread

[korifugi]

Christmas shopping deer?

 

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm6wl_hW8AA-w0C.jpg

 

She's only out shopping because her mister is out on a Stag do.

[mikeprice]

She's only out shopping because her mister is out on a Stag do.

 

I think she has spotted a male deer inside and she is Fawn-ing over him

[korifugi]

Lets face it though - the deer puns are bound to be out near Christmas.

 

Too many though, and yule be sorry.

[mikeprice]

Lets face it though - the deer puns are bound to be out near Christmas.

 

Too many though, and yule be sorry.

 

any further mention of Yule will be logged

[korifugi]

any further mention of Yule will be logged

 

So you'll be making a list?

 

Be sure to check it twice.

[mikeprice]

So you'll be making a list?

 

Be sure to check it twice.

 

now that song is stuck in my head!

[6Foot2]

I'm putting my foot down here, students should not use these to cheat in exams:

 

 

If they do it could be the sole reason they fail.

 

[DJ-1701]

I'm putting my foot down here, students should not use these to cheat in exams:

 

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If they do it could be the sole reason they fail.

 

 

Yes, if you get caught in that situation, you better burn rubber.

[sparkeh]

I'm putting my foot down here, students should not use these to cheat in exams:

 

[ATTACH=CONFIG]40364[/ATTACH]

 

If they do it could be the sole reason they fail.

 

The students should leave those at the door so they are out of the equation.

[korifugi]

And here was me thinking it'd be difficult to sneak(er) two feet of notes into an exam.

[6Foot2]

The students should leave those at the door so they are out of the equation.

 

Not to be too straight-laced about it, but it would be a long time before eyelet any of those in.

[jinnantonnixx]

I hold a Converse opinion on that.

[korifugi]

Not to be too straight-laced about it, but it would be a long time before eyelet any of those in.

 

I agree - we need to take steps to kick behaviour like this before it starts.

[6Foot2]

I agree - we need to take steps to kick behaviour like this before it starts.

 

Well, look at them! They'll lead students down the wrong path.

[sparkeh]

Thing is there's only squares and cubes there. For an exam they should seek help from a higher power.

[dcwhitworth]

Thing is there's only squares and cubes there. For an exam they should seek help from a higher power.

 

Clearly someone has misunderstood the idea of getting a personal trainer to help them pass.

[sparkeh]

Clearly someone has misunderstood the idea of getting a personal trainer to help them pass.

Cobblers!

[korifugi]

Although, if they're a good student - you'd have to be sole-less to punish them for a single slip(per). I hop this'd be brought into consideration when punishments are meted out - just make sure they toe the line and tread a little lightly in the future.

[jdoyle]

on a slightly different tack, I'd say that student wasn't particularly well heeled and possibly comes from or lives near Tredegar.

[korifugi]

Oh dear - this thread has been left alone too long, as seven days without puns makes one weak.

[6Foot2]

Oh dear - this thread has been left alone too long, as seven days without puns makes one weak.

 

Leave it a couple of days and it should recover because then it will be Punday.

 

[6Foot2]

My new year resolution:

 

 

[jinnantonnixx]

I hadn't considered that aspect before.

[6Foot2]

I hadn't considered that aspect before.

 

It's a question of ratios and it depends how you look at it.

[korifugi]

My new year resolution:

 

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While it may be a refreshing change - make sure you set it's frequency correctly or your eyes will be in for some mega-hertz.