The Punny Thread

[korifugi]

I've been told Christmas teaches us about Baby Cheeses - am I doing it right?

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[Garacesh]

I've been told Christmas teaches us about Baby Cheeses - am I doing it right?

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No no no!

It's the holey cheeses!

[dcwhitworth]

I've been told Christmas teaches us about Baby Cheeses - am I doing it right?

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That's what I heard.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xLUEMj6cwA

[korifugi]

How do Mexicans keep warm in the winter?

 

They use Chicken Fajitas

[DJ-1701]

How do Mexicans keep warm in the winter?

 

They use Chicken Fajitas

 

Can anyone Trump that one?

[sted]

Can anyone Trump that one?

 

only if they pay for a wall round it

[6Foot2]

Gull Kick:

 

 

[Gull seems like it wasn't too badly affected]

[mikeprice]

Maybe he didn't sea it

[mikeprice]

Bit I think he should be sent the vet's Bill

[dcwhitworth]

Gull Kick:

 

 

[Gull seems like it wasn't too badly affected]

 

Glad to see it didn't cause much of a flap.

 

Trivia point - that has to be about the only ground in league football I can recognise without hints, Peterhead in Scotland. The ground is so small that if a shot goes over the crossbar someone has to fetch the ball from outside the ground.

[RichardHarvey]

He was taking a lot of time... So I just couldn't help it

 

[jdoyle]

Gull Kick:

 

 

[Gull seems like it wasn't too badly affected]

 

the keeper was confused and thought he was playing Cricket - hit the ball into the gully.

 

Fortunately the seagull is insure with Hastings Direct

[DJ-1701]

the keeper was confused and thought he was playing Cricket - hit the ball into the gully.

 

Fortunately the seagull is insure with Hastings Direct

 

I bet you have been waiting ages to tell that pun... 1066?

[DJ-1701]

Less 'Ho, ho, ho' and more 'No, no, no!'

[6Foot2]

Less 'Ho, ho, ho' and more 'No, no, no!'

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Link: Amusing headlines and anecdotes

 

[DJ-1701]

Link: Amusing headlines and anecdotes

 

 

Obviously I must be a professional footballer because I missed that...

[jinnantonnixx]

First day of advent.

 

[dcwhitworth]

First day of advent.

 

 

Shame on you, mocking that which is holy.

[DJ-1701]

First day of advent.

 

 

Shame on you, mocking that which is holy.

 

I thought it was heavy metal...

[jdoyle]

First day of advent.

 

 

some jokes just don't hold water.

 

For Pastafarians, Xmas can be a strain.

[6Foot2]

It took a good year or two to make this table:

 

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/566750/84978695.jpg

 

[mikeprice]

It took a good year or two to make this table:

 

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/566750/84978695.jpg

 

 

must have been tyreing

 

still at least you didn't annoy the mods and posted in the correct tread

Edited December 2, 2016 by mikeprice

[Garacesh]

It took a good year or two to make this table:

 

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/566750/84978695.jpg

 

 

I thought I was in 'cool things' for a moment, and was like "Is that.. Are those.. Tyres?"

I was about to congratulate you on a well-executed and cool idea.

Then I realised where I was.

Then I got it.

[6Foot2]

[mikeprice]

 

I can't see the point in that