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Controversially, I'm not a fan of Kubrick as a director

 

Thank the Lloyd I'm not the only one!

 

Went to see this in the week:

 

 

Kind of this decade's equivalent to Krull, but with better FX and Jeff Bridges doing another silly voice. It was odd to hear Brit actors putting on American accents in a fantasy setting, and I was unclear as to why the witches had to be destroyed/burnt. Maybe I was swayed by the fact that the lady witches were all kinda hot! Not one to rush out to see, but maybe on a Sunday afternoon with a post-roast lunch filter on...

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I watched "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies". This is a film about how greed consumes - just how much money can Jackson squeeze out of Tolkein movies! Watch LOTR instead.
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just how much money can Jackson squeeze out of Tolkein movies!

Probably nearly as much as Christopher Tolkien squeezed out of his father's notes. Some of the books seem to be "I found an old shopping list which I can easily expand into a novel".

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Pretty much a Children's Film Foundation film but with a bigger budget. Stage school kids with posh accents solve dastardly plan. The "The Adventurer" title doesn't make sense, but then neither does most of the film. Incredibly, there is talk of a sequel. It's based on a book trilogy though, judging from the entries on Amazon, somewhat loosely. You could spend 100 minutes doing something far more fulfilling, like the housework...

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Mortal Instruments: Ciy of Bones. The first half of it, at least. "Derivative" and "clichéd" don't quite cover it:

* You, our teen protagonist, are special because of your bloodline!

* There's a secret about who your father is - and you'll never guess!

* Everyone is after you - watch out for demons, they could be anywhere!

* The funny and gentle friend you've grown up with is in love with you, but you love the moody and mysterious new man in your life - oh noes love triangle!

 

Absolutely YA by the numbers, didn't bother finishing it.

 

Also recently watched Unthinkable with Samuel L Jackson as an army interrogator who has to get the location of three nukes in US cities from Michael Sheen's terrorist. Never really answers the questions it poses around how far can you go, is torture ever justified or reliable, is keeping the moral high ground important... but it's entertaining, chiefly because of the performances in it.

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John Wick

Action Packed, great lines and a puppy

 

Mme LeMarchand needs to know when the puppy gets it and is it on screen before she will consider watching this - can you help out?

 

Mortal Instruments: Ciy of Bones. The first half of it, at least. "Derivative" and "clichéd" don't quite cover it

 

But Lily Collins is very pretty. How Phil managed to produce such a looker is one of life's great mysteries.

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How Phil managed to produce such a looker is one of life's great mysteries.

Have you never seen a picture of Mrs Collins? Would answer your question without doubt.

 

Sorry; scrub that. Wrong Mrs Collins. I was thinking of the previous one.

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The Grand Budapest Hotel : Style, humour and a sort of story. What more could anyone want?

 

Just to watched this. I was so excited as this is, usually, exactly my kind of thing.

 

Sadly I just failed to connect with the film at all. Failed to engage with the characters or the (thin) storyline. Felt it was style over substance... or maybe that was the point...may have to rewatch.

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(Fast &) Furious 7

 

If, like Mme LeMarchand and I, you've avoided this franchise because you don't see the appeal of a bunch of guys driving very fast then you may be missing out on a bunch of dumb but fun films. We only started watching at #5, but have since watched the whole lot and while the last 3 or 4 are more fun, we've enjoyed them all. Of course, it's hard to take the series seriously when you realise that the reality is more like:

 

 

Anyway, this film finds the team on the run from Jason Statham who is determined to revenge his brother's injuries (from #6). Cue increasingly OTT stunt sequences and lots of guff about "family". Basically, if you thought the trailer looks fun, you'll have a blast.

 

The film has gained some notoriety for the death of Paul Walker whilst filming was on a break. Of course a lot of internet know-it-alls will tell you that the scenes completed with CG/doubles etc are glaringly obvious, but I can't say I noticed (but then I wasn't trying to prove how clever I was by deliberately looking for them). There were some parts near the end I had suspicions about, but that was down to context. I was expecting Walker's character to meet a heroic death, but what happens is a lovely tribute to the actor/character.

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In the House

Wonderful French film by French New Wave director François Ozon.

Covers many themes such as education, creativity, relationships, homosexuality, manipulation and many more. All dealt with expertly.

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One Million Ways to Die In The West

 

Maybe it's because I'm not a "Family Guy" fan, but I really enjoyed this. It made me laugh a fair bit, which makes it a "win" for a comedy. Not sure why it became one of the "!let's all hate this movie" films of the year.

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The Impossible, very moving if somewhat unbelievable at times.

Its a must watch, the role of the eldest child and the actor playing him were superb.

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Saw Age of Ultron on Tuesday night.

 

Really really good film. Plenty of character moments, not just EPIC fights.

 

Full of Joss Whedon's typical humour and eye for detail :)

 

I enjoyed Agents of Shield's little tie-in this week also.

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Another one for "Age of Ultron". Lots of fun if you enjoy this sort of film, and a couple of surprisingly moving moments.

 

There's a bit part way through the end credits, but not one right at the end if you want to rush off.

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