StevieM

I can see a flaw in the plan, here. If you reset the user's password and have O365 send the password to the user's email address... they won't be able to access their email account to get the new password.

I’m really disappointed that you didn’t give this thread the title, ‘Shpock. Analysis, please.’

^^ THIS!!! I have a very huggy community of friends. I saw a couple of them while I was out on my daily walk, earlier, and it was so strange having to walk apart from each other. When this is over, I think we’re all going to have the biggest hug fest in the history of hugs...or fests!

What’s the difference between mashed potato and pea soup? You can mash potato...

Single malt? I’m sure you can have more than one! Seriously, though, which Scotch did you get. I have a fine collection of single malts myself.

Happy birthday, @Dos_Box. I can't remember of this is a special one, or if I'm adding a year on to you. Either way, I know it's before mine!

With 'Clap for Carers' and public support of teachers, posties and shelf-stackers being all the rage, at the moment, don't forget that we need these real key workers all the time. From the fractured genius mind of Gideon Conn comes this tribute another unsung (ok, in this case - sung) hero, from long before Covid-19 and lockdown was a thing. If you ever get a chance to see him live, please do. His recordings do not do him justice compared to his live performances. I defy anyone to go to a Gideon gig and leave without a feeling a warm, fuzzy glow and a love for all of humanity.

Now that adds a whole new meaning to the term ‘hanging like a bat’!

An email from Red Molotov, purveyors of the most excellent t-shirts, made me laugh with this new item: I thought about buying it, but it seems pointless when no-one is going to see me wearing it!

Perhaps they could be collected in some sort of album(en).

What?! You mean all those boxes are empty and there's something like...10! Omlette-ing you know, people won't be happy. In fact, they'll be clucking livid.

I'm a-fried @witch has already beaten you to that one. I wouldn't try to poach it, if I were you.

Oi! I’ve already claimed 215. I hope there’ll be no fowl play.

Hmmm, I'll go a little feather and say 215.

How eggs-citing! I think you need to lay the ground rules, though, before I go free range on this comp. I've hatched a plan to have lots of guesses while I'm cooped up at home.

I often make various 'noodle soups'. Basic ingredients: 1 portion of dried noodles (broken up) 500ml of stock (vegetable/chicken/beef) 1 cup of frozen veg (peas/sweetcorn/mixed veg) Boil up all the ingredients for about 5 minutes, et voila! Optional ingredients: Leftover chicken/beef (cooked!) Mushrooms (sliced/quartered) Cherry tomatoes (halved) 1/2 teaspoon chili powder (according to taste) For pescatarians: 6 - 8 seafood sticks (torn into strips) 1 tablespoon of fish sauce (nam pla) Cooked prawns could also be another option, although I've not tried that... yet.

Now we just need to get the pit-stop crews into the hospitals! Patient gets wheeled in on a trolley. 20 crew members buzz around for 10 seconds. Ventilator fully-fitted and working and the patient is raced off to the ward.

FTFY! It's funny as, last week, I was going to post that I've never done so much laundry in such a short space of time. Having an east/west aligned house (i.e. little to no sun from mid-October to mid-March) with no central heating, getting my washing dry can take a very long time. I made the most of last week's combination of working (mostly) from home and good weather to catch up the backlog. I must have done at least 6 (if not 7 or 8!) loads in the space of a few days. It felt like my poor washing machine was screaming at me to stop, while I was like a man possessed - 'MORE!! MUST WASH ALL THE THINGS!!!' I even came close to stripping the covers of the sofa!

I love the first instruction of that recipe: My instant thought was this: 'OK, Onion. Time to 'fess up. We've got Garlic in the next room and he's told us everything. He said it was all your idea. You got anything to say? I'll give you 10 minutes to think about it...' (There really is something wrong with the way my brain works!)

I do a Star Wars marathon every year, always watching Episode IV on Bonfire Night. It started back in 2002 when my dog, Jess (see avatar), loved the fireworks so much that she would have spent the whole night on a walk watching them, if she could. Even after being out for about 3 hours, every time she heard one go off she would want to go back out. In the end, I decided to put Star Wars on and turn up the volume, hoping that all the laser blasts would distract her. It worked...sort of...And so the annual Star Wars marathon became tradition - watching the films in chronological order (in the Star Wars universe). As the years have gone by, there have obviously been more and more films to watch, so it now begins towards the end of October, but the correct sequence is: The Phantom Menace Attack of the Clones The Clone Wars (animated) Revenge of the Sith Solo Rogue One A New Hope The Empire Strikes Back Return of the Jedi The Force Awakens The Last Jedi The Rise of Skywalker And, yes, The Hobbit before Lord of the Rings.

No, she doesn’t work there anymore. It turns out she was only 15, love.

That joke was criminal! You should be centre court.

Have you been spying on me?

It obviously gave you an advantage.

32!