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    Don't know of any company that does this, but maybe an opportunity for business-minded Edugeek types to set one up? Gives those people here who are between jobs a chance to get some work, and show off their skills to potential new employers
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    Librarian at Shawshank prison?
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    IT people have ears too! Barcode scanner?
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    Nokia Communicator?
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    Once had to repair an exterior CAT5 cable that ran between two buildings (it had been chewed by a squirrel!) - the only way to splice the ends together with the supplies I had to hand was to fit an RJ45 on one part, and a punchdown wall socket connector on the other, and wrap it all with insulation tape. All this while balancing on top of the highest stepladder - and I don't like heights! Still working as far as I know
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    Starship Troosers
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    Kremlins
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    Jungle All The Way
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    It's a shift cypher...move everything one letter back - e.g. b becomes a, c becomes b etc. That means "xibu4xpset" becomes "what3words" and so on.
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    Correct!
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    "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"
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    One of the lord of the rings films, is it fellowship of the ring?
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    I got quotes recently from BP Pulse (we already have one of their chargers) and Pod Point for chargers, they responded quite quickly - just need to persuade management to pay for them now!
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    Oh okay, thanks - I work at Bletchley Park and was paranoid we'd thrown it away while clearing out some storage recently!
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    Interesting, do you know any more about this? Is it in Bletchley Park, or the computing museum?
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    The Man With The Golden Gut From Russia With Gove Chunderball A View To A Kiln
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    The Greet Escape
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    President Evil Punt for Red October Scunners The Princess Brine
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    Think I'll stay with cornflakes for breakfast, thanks anyway
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    A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: “what’s your blood type?” “I’m probably a type O”, said the rabbit.
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    "Children under 6 years of age must be consumed under the guidance of adults"?! You mean I can't eat a child when I'm on my own...
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    Mogolia Kitcairn Island Purrtugal
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    Misjudged what thread this was, and thought "that's a really low budget fortnight's holiday..."
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    I shortened the rope on the bucket used to collect the village's water. Didn't go down well.
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    I'm "coming in" to Monty Python (cliche, I know) but leaving to Journey of the Sorceror by The Eagles - aka the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy theme
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