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Just checked my house insurance. It says if my duvet is stolen during the night... ...I won't be covered.

Dad: "How are your grades, son?" Son: "They're underwater, Dad." Dad: "What do you mean, underwater?" Son: "They're below C level"

Can't believe it's Pancake Day already. Really crêped up on me this year.

Yodel acquired by YDLGB Limited

Agree with @snagrat, each user should have separate credentials as that makes it obvious who is doing what for auditing purposes

22! is "22 factorial" - 22 x 21 x 20 x 19 etc. Very quickly becomes a big number.

We bought eight of them about six months ago, as far as I'm aware there's no way to update them remotely - unless you can create and deploy a script. Not sure as haven't had time to investigate further. Clevertouch support are a bit hit and miss, but you may be able to get some information from them. whenever we've contacted them, classic first step is "Have you updated?" but they give us a download link for the latest firmware.

Certainly needs reporting, as above contact the DSL at both of the schools and refer to Prevent. It may be that the schools don't see what's on his phone case, but it should be looked into as who knows what else is going on?

Got to be worth calling customer services and see what they will do... https://crusaderav.co.uk/policies/terms-of-service

Happy New Year to all the Edugeek community, here's hoping 2024 is a good year for everyone

Socks arrived

Australian political humour from simongerman600 on Twitter

For terminating cables definitely use keystone jacks or patch panels. If you're putting plugs on the end, we've got these recently and it's much easier as the individual wires feed through the plug and you can see if they're in the wrong order! Also helps that you don't have to worry about making the stripped section the right length: https://www.cablemonkey.co.uk/cat6-rj45-easy-plugs/98141-cat6-utp-rj45-easy-plugs.html

Pretty sure that pie chart isn't showing 66%

I find your lack of faith disturbing...

Moose Allain on Twitter

It's pretty chilly this morning. I asked a farmer I saw on my way to work why I could hear tubular bells. 'Don't worry,' he said, 'that's just my cold field'.

Another "professional" English rugby club goes out of business: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/66946536 After three Premiership clubs folded in the last twelve months, it's now affecting the Championship too.

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Takes me about two minutes every morning to make a sandwich, grab some fruit out of the fridge, and put it in a lunchbox. Other options during cooler weather are the pot noodle and similar.

Mixed units seem to be an Amazon thing: Width in metric, length in imperial - length comparison in metric!

Dad jokes courtesy of IBM

I could definitely win this one, bearing in mind that we have Heath Robinson and Colossus on site!

Drove past the cinema yesterday, a long line of people outside and the smell of cooked meat. Turns out it was the Barbie queue.