tech_guy

Me, I'm from the gutter I am.

Didn't Compuserve do hosting in 1996? I'd been with them for about ten years by then and I think I do recall having a really basic homepage with them. Can't remember the URL so no chance of finding it.

What's football?

Lol, do you have that in higher res? I NEED THIS!

If the world does end can I die first because I'd hate to have to listen to you lot screaming.

Can we have one of those in pink please?

Change the references to church, god, etc and you've got a standard school expulsion letter.

Wine? Jack Daniels surely?

I was in Birmingham market last weekend and there was a stall selling CD's' and DVD's'

I'd say either condensation on the pole or a leak in the roof has followed the route of least resistance. If the pole is hollow they haven't got it actually sticking out of the roof have they? Instant drainpipe!

It's Friday, I've had a tiring, stressful week, like most of us have. For some strange reason I'm feeling all short-fusey..... I get to work and start going through my inbox. The first two emails are regarding internet access. From different people, they both contain the same error. Instead of web-site, or site, they've spelt site as "SIGHT"..... [HEAD EXPLODES] Jeez, how difficult is it?!?!? [GOES OFF TO PUNCH AN INANIMATE OBJECT]

It's even being pushed on the BBC site now.

He's the MP for Stratford (next town to mine) and tbh he's proving to be a bit of an all round plonker.

My late grandfather used to have the exact same model. I used to be fascinated by it.

Just do a Google search for 'android tablet from colby came preloaded with' and you'll find the story. It was a Kyros Tablet.

Did you hear that some of the cheaper tablets in the states have a bit of a problem. They come shipped with adult content - a porn bundle. A few people on xmas day weren't happy when their kids opened them and discovered the little extras.

Balls, didn't we win anything?!

Excellent! What do kids know!

Lol he was an absolute genius.

There's eight of us! At least i can count lol!

Here's the ticket for tonight: Any winnings (i.e. more than £10) will be divided equally between myself, soulfish, sysman_mk, nephilim, little-miss, markcuk, pooley and arthur.

I don't have a video of our wedding but I have one of the divorce.........

5 servers. 400 PCs & Laptops. 800 students. 150 staff. Too many printers. Too many projectors. Anything with a plug on the end. Just me and my colleague. Oh, and I forgot - another 200 or so PCs & Laptops when our sixth form opens this year ;-)

I use powerline adapters as the walls in my house are as thick as me. They work a treat and have solved all the problems I was having with wifi to a certain extent.

Has any had it yet where the bullet goes mental in the top half / top right and you get millions of points, hundreds of rebounds, and loads of bullets? There doesn't seem to be any logic to the game but I'm sure it will require further testing ..... ;-)