How many of you have children?

[elsiegee40]

I will be a dad in T minus 4 days! Eek!

@Jamo... you can be sure that T-4 days is the one day your nipper won't show

 

Congratulations! Let us know when Jamo-junior arrives

[Steven_Cleaver]

I have 5 Girls so as you can can't get in the bathroom, luckily have a seperate Toilet, can't get a word in and can't watch the TV in piece, luckily they all like the footy so get away with watching that.

 

I also don't have a very good memory for names and often go through about three names before I get the right name when I have had a beer or two which you can imagine sort of goes down well .

[rad]

None here,

 

I see kids from 8-3 every day, surely that's enough!

[synaesthesia]

Boy and girl here. Couldn't do without them. Could never see myself having a family as a geek, but wouldn't swap them for anything.

[teejay]

Just one, a 23 year old teenager

[TechSupp]

1 girl here, just turned 17 and costs me the earth, open to offers (bear in mind that there are no returns on this item which from experience will be a big influencing factor on the bid) Please note that the volume control on this item is broken (dont think it ever worked) and everything is always done at max volume, requests, arguments etc. Feed regular and put sign on front door saying Hotel, this usually keeps the noise to a minimum.

[teejay]

Mine are for sale if you are interested. BOGOF. E-bay keep removing the auction which is rather annoying.

 

You can add mine is as well, completely free, in fact I'd offer £500 cashback if someone would take him

[featured_spectre]

Some people willing to palm off children?! How did I not come up with this idea before?

[elsiegee40]

Some people willing to palm off children?! How did I not come up with this idea before?

It is noticeable that the besotted Dads seem to have younger children while those willing to trade them in seem to have teenagers (or older) offspring.

 

They stop being quite so cute... and they need their own space, not ours... but we still love them when they're not shouting at us!

[russdev]

A boy 6 in January

 

Russ

[Thesweeney]

A daughter of 13 and a permanently empty wallet here..

[daveyboy]

23 year old son.

 

Very nearly didn't make 10 or 14 or 18 or 20........I still reckon he was the postman's....

[jamin100]

Step son 8

Daughter 3

Daughter 20 months

 

And noooooo more

 

 

 

 

 

EVER!

[witch]

I should imagine quite a few males on this forum dont have children yet. They are so very young - I swear some of them are about 12

[6Foot2]

I should imagine quite a few males on this forum dont have children yet. They are so very young - I swear some of them are about 12

 

Some males not so young [Myself included at 50 years old]

[elsiegee40]

I should imagine quite a few males on this forum dont have children yet. They are so very young - I swear some of them are about 12

You have to remember that little boys get bigger, they don't grow up It can be hard to work out the age of some posters

[Trapper]

Married, no kids. Probably none in the future.

[FragglePete]

Two daughters aged 13 & 10 and one son aged 6 - permanently empty wallet, untidy house but happy as a pig in s*** !

 

Pete

[bodminman]

Two girls. One is 8 the other who unfortunately isn't with us would now be 4 months old.

[featured_spectre]

any more for any more?

[SpuffMonkey]

1 son - 15 years old - he's still good fun to be around - but I guess the drinking and womanising is just around the corner...

[SteveT]

Daughter: 26

Son: 24

Son: 22

Son: 19

Stepson: 31

Stepson: 29

Stepson: 22

Stepson: 19

 

Think I win!!!!

[SYNACK]

I'm looking to see the ratio of dads to non dads on the forum. I know some aren't dads like ric, localzuk and domino. Just curious really.

 

To run these numbers you'll need to get responses from those (active users who have read the thread) that don't too otherwise you will be unable to determine the sample size.

Edited December 8, 2012 by SYNACK

[mossj88]

A son who is 1 next week

[Marci]

A severely autistic non-verbal 9 year old son.