Favorite t-shirt slogans

[Dos_Box]

What are yours? Keep it clean please. I saw 2 in the past month I really liked.

 

1. Fat people are harder to kidnap.

 

2. Video games ruined my life. Thank God I have an extra life.

 

I particularly like the second one

[jamesb]

I read your e-mail.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

In case of zombie invasion, follow me (actually a bag rather than a t-shirt, but I still love the slogan)

[sparkeh]

Saw this on holiday in USA recently:

 

Picture of a group of Native American Indian Warriors with slogan "Homeland Security. Fighting Terrorism since 1492"

[sparkeh]

Oh and the classic "Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people"

[witch]

The '10 types 'one is my favourite

 

I love 'Some days it just isnt worth chewing through the restraints'

and

'Today was a complete waste of makeup'

 

and, controversially....

 

'Men make good pets'

[Andrew_C]

Our HoD is one of two teachers in the dept who doesn't have a doctorate. His name begins with a D, so the alliteration of Dr. D...... trips of the tongue.

 

Yesterday, there was a non-uniform day, and he wore a "I'm not a Doctor" t-shirt with crossed out surgeon on the back. Caused much mirth.

[dirtydog]

"No I will not fix your computer!"

[clareq]

I wear a tee-shirt with the slogan "No I will not fix your computer" on non uniform days. I also have "there is no place like 127.0.0.0"

 

Edit: SNAP!!!!!

Edited November 11, 2010 by clareq
Too slow!!

[teky]

I've got a tee-shirt that says: "DO NOT DISTURB, i'm disturbed enough already", also have one that has a pic of an almost full pint of the good stuff and says "loading" below it.

[tech_guy]

My favourite t is one that I can't wear to work. It has the mighty Google logo with "Just *^%!?*^% Google it..." written underneath.

[jamesb]

I wear a tee-shirt with the slogan "No I will not fix your computer" on non uniform days. I also have "there is no place like 127.0.0.0"

 

Edit: SNAP!!!!!

 

Bit out of date - nowadays shouldn't it be 'no place like ::1'?

[GrumbleDook]

I love my t-shirts from www.oreally.com -- Welcome to O'Really & Associates -- computer book parodies, not much else and my favourite has to be the LART pocket Reference. I do get some strange looks sometimes for having a picture of a whip on my chest though.

[SimpleSi]

The 10 types of people is my favourite

 

You know there's another geek in the room when you hear someone suddenly laugh and point at you

 

Si

[mac_shinobi]

http://www.splitreason.com/blog/img/defrag.jpg

 

There is another sky diving t-shirt which I can't find at the min but it basically says something to the effect of "Life begins at 14,000 feet"

[sister_annex]

Topical for me: 'A Weekend Wasted is Never a Wasted Weekend'

 

or

 

'Google has over 1 billion websites, what makes you think I can find yours any quicker?'

[Hightower]

http://www.splitreason.com/blog/img/defrag.jpg

 

Nice shirt, but the logo is an optical illusion. The bigger purple block is obviously 3 dimensional, yet it disappears into the line between the red and yellow block where there is obviously not a gap for a 3D shape

[korifugi]

My other half recently bought me one with a loading bar and under it "Sarcastic comment loading..."

and my boss has one stating "A dog is for life, not just for Friday night"

[cromertech]

I've always liked this "I'm a bomb disposal expert, if I start running please try to keep up" but it's quite an old one now

[Domino]

I got one made for a, ahem, larger colleague of mine that says "Do I LOOK like I eat F#*kin Salad?" - which was his favourite phrase in kebab shops. He loves it :-)

 

I also love

http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/hiji-groverfield.gif

http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/asw-doctor-big.jpg

http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/dc-preenactment.gif

 

also our drummer had a birthday recently, and as our bands called 'The Dead & Buried' a promoter we work with a lot got her a sparkly t-shirt in our font and logo with 'The Dead & BeeGees' across it :-)

[36Degrees]

One by one the penguins steal my sanity

 

This was actually on a mug: "I'm listening to the voices in my head" then on the other side "and they don't like you"

[TopBanana]

I have one that says ,

 

" I gave up drinking , smoking and sex ....... it was the worst hour of my life"

[sonofsanta]

My favourite t-shirt, now much the worse for wear, is one from littlegamers.com a few years back: Playing Video Games Makes Me Sexy

 

Could probably think of hundreds of others but I don't want to bore you all. Favourite offensive t-shirt I ever made (yay iron on wotsits) was "Let's Go Clubbing!" in big writing across the chest, and a picture of a seal on the back (doubly offensive for living in Skegness, with a seal sanctuary in town).

[witch]

I got one made for a, ahem, larger colleague of mine that says "Do I LOOK like I eat F#*kin Salad?" - which was his favourite phrase in kebab shops. He loves it :-)

 

 

My son has a plain lazy sweatshirt with 'SALAD DODGER' on it - says it all, really

[bloxy]

My favourite ever teeshirt I saw at Glastonbury it just had 'DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT JUGGLING NEXT TO ME'

[featured_spectre]

My personal favs

 

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