MK-2 Posted November 11, 2010 Posted November 11, 2010 has someone moved the BAN button? i can't see it anymore.
mbird Posted November 11, 2010 Author Posted November 11, 2010 :banplease:Oh, there is plenty more where that came from...
Fatmas Posted November 11, 2010 Posted November 11, 2010 This forum is no plaice for these kind of jokes...
TopBanana Posted November 11, 2010 Posted November 11, 2010 Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's health authorities, the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the depot. Scotland Yard have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.
ICT_GUY Posted November 11, 2010 Posted November 11, 2010 http://wykeregisjun.co.uk/edugeek/organic_fuel.png One of the worst puns ever
tech_guy Posted November 11, 2010 Posted November 11, 2010 Well, there's no need to batter me over it.
mbird Posted November 11, 2010 Author Posted November 11, 2010 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was great.
tech_guy Posted November 11, 2010 Posted November 11, 2010 What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather....
mbird Posted November 11, 2010 Author Posted November 11, 2010 What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat minor. Had Enough?
mbird Posted November 11, 2010 Author Posted November 11, 2010 What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather.... There is something fishy going on with you tech_guy...
tech_guy Posted November 11, 2010 Posted November 11, 2010 How do you tell who the hypochondriac is at a party? Turn out the lights and he's the one who who shouts out, "My eyes, my eyes, I've gone blind!".....
webman Posted November 11, 2010 Posted November 11, 2010 I got into an argument with a broken fridge yesterday. Things started to get heated. 1
mbird Posted November 11, 2010 Author Posted November 11, 2010 I knew this illiterate fisherman who was lost at c.
K.C.Leblanc Posted November 11, 2010 Posted November 11, 2010 There was a terrible incident at the local chippy, a cod got battered. 1
mbird Posted November 11, 2010 Author Posted November 11, 2010 I went to this really emotional wedding, Even the cake was in tiers.
cromertech Posted November 11, 2010 Posted November 11, 2010 Any posts on this site are my own views and don't represent the views of my employer. So you don't work for the bad joke company then??
Mr.Ben Posted November 11, 2010 Posted November 11, 2010 What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat minor. Had Enough? What do you get if you throw mexican food down a mine shaft? A Chilli On Miner
Gatt Posted November 11, 2010 Posted November 11, 2010 Two blondes walk into a building........ .. you'd think at least one of them would have seen it
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