[joke] Went to a seafood disco...

[mbird]

...and pulled a Mussel.

sorry.

[MK-2]

has someone moved the BAN button? i can't see it anymore.

 

 

[mbird]

:banplease:Oh, there is plenty more where that came from...

[webman]

More! More!!!

[stevenlong1985]

Keep them coming!

[Fatmas]

This forum is no plaice for these kind of jokes...

[TopBanana]

Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's health authorities,

the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the depot.

 

Scotland Yard have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

[tech_guy]

What, no more jokes? Have you clammed up?

[ICT_GUY]

http://wykeregisjun.co.uk/edugeek/organic_fuel.png

 

One of the worst puns ever

[webman]

Cod have done better.

[tech_guy]

Well, there's no need to batter me over it.

[Fatmas]

He's carrying on just for the halibut...

[mbird]

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was great.

[tech_guy]

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?

The Codfather....

[mbird]

What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

 

A-flat minor.

 

Had Enough?

[mbird]

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?

The Codfather....

 

There is something fishy going on with you tech_guy...

[tech_guy]

How do you tell who the hypochondriac is at a party?

Turn out the lights and he's the one who who shouts out, "My eyes, my eyes, I've gone blind!".....

[Gatt]

Guys walks into a bar..**thump**

[webman]

I got into an argument with a broken fridge yesterday. Things started to get heated.

[mbird]

I knew this illiterate fisherman who was lost at c.

[K.C.Leblanc]

There was a terrible incident at the local chippy, a cod got battered.

 

[mbird]

I went to this really emotional wedding,

Even the cake was in tiers.

 

[cromertech]

Any posts on this site are my own views and don't represent the views of my employer.

 

So you don't work for the bad joke company then??

[Mr.Ben]

What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

 

A-flat minor.

 

Had Enough?

 

What do you get if you throw mexican food down a mine shaft?

 

A Chilli On Miner

[Gatt]

Two blondes walk into a building........ ..

you'd think at least one of them would have seen it