WANTED: RM Teddy Bear!

[Rydra]

Some 2-3 years ago, at a Technical Seminar for RM, some little Teddybears with White T-shirts bearing an RM logo were given out freely to those who attended.

 

We had one in the office as the office mascot/anger management tool; whenever we have a dislike towards RM, the teddy bear took the brunt of it.

 

Unfortunately, some evil teacher has stolen our bear, and refusing to give it back! After many attempts at Blackmail and threatened torture to other teddy bears, we have come up with a cunning plan;

 

My Network manager has decided we need to acquire a NEW RM bear to pretend we've captured the original back.

 

So please, if anyone has one of these and can be parted from it, please get in contact with me here. We wil pay up to £10 english pounds for one of these bears.

 

Regards,

Neil Fisher

ICT Technician

High School, Bedfordshire

Edited October 16, 2009 by Rydra

[Edu-IT]

Just ban her from the network until you get it back. Sorted.

[Rydra]

As an additional, anyone who cannot part with their bear, but may want to assist the cause, please post your torture pictures here.

 

Here is the last photo we had of the bear before it was captured.

 

 

Unfortunately, we cannot do anything to the teacher that impacts on their ability to teach, but the thought had crossed our mind about bannage!

[rad]

Our NM had/has one. Apparently his son was given it ages ago!

[SteveBentley]

Unfortunately, we cannot do anything to the teacher that impacts on their ability to teach, but the thought had crossed our mind about bannage!

 

Would making sure that wherever she logs on the wallpaper was changed to a "Missing" poster for said bear, or a "Wanted" poster for said bear thief, impact on her ability to teach?

[Edu-IT]

we cannot do anything to the teacher that impacts on their ability to teach,

I'll resist the urge to teacher bash on a Friday!

 

You guys have too much free time.

[p858snake]

Wait till the teacher leaves in the afternoon and mount a "rescue" mission.

[Rydra]

Would making sure that wherever she logs on the wallpaper was changed to a "Missing" poster for said bear, or a "Wanted" poster for said bear thief, impact on her ability to teach?

 

Already about a day ahead of you on that one.... We bought a new mascot bear, the mascot of her favourite Rugby team, and have been sending regular photo's to her of various threatened tortures. Her background has been suitably changed to accomodate this!

 

 

 

Today 10:54 AM

Wait till the teacher leaves in the afternoon and mount a "rescue" mission.

 

The RM bear has been well hidden, we have searched her teaching room a few times, and we believe the bear has now gone home with her!

[Edu-IT]

Just let her have it. At least RM will put a smile on somebody's face.

 

(No, I'm not RM bashing)

[Rydra]

Just let her have it. At least RM will put a smile on somebody's face.

 

(No, I'm not RM bashing)

 

Honestly I don't especially care about the bear as such. It's the principle of the teacher has stolen our stuff from our office, and she had the cheek to post her own pictures of the bear being lovingly cared for, after we'd spend much time and effort making it as uncomfortable as possible.

 

The pics were uploaded to facebook too!

[nicholab]

I gave my now wife that as Christmas present

[Edu-IT]

Can we see said pictures?

[pooley]

I like this thread, a nice normal Friday thread, no moaning, b1tc$ing or whining in any way:)

[Rydra]

As requested, the pictures of our revenge bear;

 

Please note, as yet the Wolf has not actually been harmed...

[Edu-IT]

Haha! That's good stuff.

[p858snake]

You should of had the Bunsen burner on a blue flame for max damage, and what is so bad about being stuff in a TARDIS, going on a trip with the doctor would be awesome tbh.

[webman]

Ours just couldn't take the abuse any longer

 

Yes, we have flying pigs.

[Edu-IT]

I think I need to attend a technical seminar or has the credit crunch ruled these out now?

[rad]

ha ha quality pics, I needed something like that to brighten the day up!

[westleya]

I gave mine to my little daughter. I think she's been sick on it a couple of times.

 

Does that count ?

[Edu-IT]

You need to find somebody at RM who handles bear distribution.

[Tcsltd]

I was having a bad day...untill I read this link!!! thanks for making me smile!

[webman]

You need to find somebody at RM who handles bear distribution.

 

I think he's called Ted.

[Tcsltd]

Yes I think it is Mr Ted. E. Bear

[L_Smith]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....I want a job in your school!!! ^^