[joke] NERD JOKES: How many do you understand?

[Meldrew]

Or one I came across recently:

 

I like jokes about UDP, but I don't care if you get them.

[Sdrawkcab]

Or one I came across recently:

 

I like jokes about UDP, but I don't care if you get them.

 

I prefer jokes about TCP. I just keep telling them until people understand.

 

Alternatively:

 

"Can I tell you a TCP joke?"

"Please tell me a TCP joke"

"OK, I will tell you a TCP joke"

"I have understood this TCP joke"

 

and

 

"I'd tell you a UDP joke but you might not get it."

[3s-gtech]

8/10.

 

There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data and...

 

...those who bump five year old threads?

[elsiegee40]

What on earth led you to breathing life back into this 5 year old thread @Oaktech?

[Oaktech]

No idea... It came up in a recent threads search... ????