You no longer need your tinfoil night cap

[elsiegee40]

Someone has invented this [emoji849] (As advertised on the back of service station toilet door - best place for it)

[6Foot2]

Someone has invented this [emoji849] (As advertised on the back of service station toilet door - best place for it)

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I've a better place for it - substantially closer to the porcelain unit in the cubicle (though that's not good for the environment. )

[hardtailstar]

What happens if you have it the wrong way round?

[tg12]

What happens if you have it the wrong way round?

 

Then even more radiation gets reflected at you and you die instantly. Not even once…

[6Foot2]

What happens if you have it the wrong way round?

 

DDR: Double Dose of Radiation!

 

[hardtailstar]

Then even more radiation gets reflected at you and you die instantly. Not even once…

 

Duly noted.

 

If you buy two and direct them at each other do they then explode?

[jedmondson]

Duly noted.

 

If you buy two and direct them at each other do they then explode?

Don't cross the streams.

[Garacesh]

Duly noted.

 

If you buy two and direct them at each other do they then explode?

 

Not even close.

It rebounds the radiation into a single focal point, that you then leave for a few days to grow, before walking into it and developing superpowers.

Obviously

 

Fairly certain I've read that stuff like this is illegal, but nobody bothers to enforce it.

[elsiegee40]

Complaint submitted to the Advertising Standards Authority

 

https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint.html

[Jawloms]

Not even close.

It rebounds the radiation into a single focal point, that you then leave for a few days to grow, before walking into it and developing superpowers.

Obviously

 

Either that or you could at least make popcorn with it surely?

[jthompson]

What happens if you have it the wrong way round?

 

Whatever you do, DO NOT TURN IT AROUND THE OTHER WAY!!

 

This is very important, because you have to have it on the right hand side of the bed (as pictured) for the charging to work (Flaming's right-hand rule of INDUCTION). Moving it to the left hand side will cause your device to not charge but fly off in whatever direction it's pointing (Flemings left hand rule of MOTORS). Very dangerous.

[stevejp]

Whatever you do, DO NOT TURN IT AROUND THE OTHER WAY!!

 

This is very important, because you have to have it on the right hand side of the bed (as pictured) for the charging to work (Flaming's right-hand rule of INDUCTION). Moving it to the left hand side will cause your device to not charge but fly off in whatever direction it's pointing (Flemings left hand rule of MOTORS). Very dangerous.

 

Phew! Good job you posted that before I went out and brought one!

[elsiegee40]

An exchange in a wildlife group on FB today. The original poster had asked how to report a bird that potentially had died with avian flu.

 

People were discussing other possible causes of death and then a 5G tinfoil hatter appeared

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[tg12]

If only 5G had given them access to a spell checker!

[elsiegee40]

An exchange in a wildlife group on FB today. The original poster had asked how to report a bird that potentially had died with avian flu.

 

People were discussing other possible causes of death and then a 5G tinfoil hatter appeared

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He’s still going

[thimon]

Can’t argue with crazy…

[mikeprice]

I have been in IT since 1981

 

I have been through

radiation from terminals causing cancer, miscarriages, eye problems and $deity knows what else

Then mobile phones did the same - the original analog ones the size of a brick and 3 times as heavy

Then digital phones were $somethingorother

 

then I may have missed something

 

but then 3G was killing everyone

 

Then 4G was the work of $somedevilorother and was doing something or other to everyone

 

the Y2k gave us a rest for a while while I fixed it (OK - only in a small area - but I did a bit)

 

now we seem to have even bigger crazies going on about 5G based on evidence that is out the far side of crazy of off into the distance

 

all combined with vaccines

 

some people just need to believe that someone else is their enemy

[mikeprice]

Oh - anyway - back on topic

 

I was thinking

 

If I get solar panels on the roof and a battery to store it

 

then get 2 - or more- of those charging sleep safely things

 

but point them all into a central point

 

could I put something together to put enough charge into the battery so that I get enough energy to fill the whole battery and maybe provide energy for the whole street

 

I'm sure it would work

 

just like the endless posts on ebike forums (yes - I do them) asking if you have a rear wheel motor - and put a dynamo on the front wheel - can you ride forever without pedalling

[stevejp]

 

just like the endless posts on ebike forums (yes - I do them) asking if you have a rear wheel motor - and put a dynamo on the front wheel - can you ride forever without pedalling

 

What - you mean that wouldn’t work? Oh, well - bang goes that idea, then.

[Norphy]

What - you mean that wouldn’t work? Oh, well - bang goes that idea, then.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc-m9dumEaw

[tg12]

I feel like this guy is totally wrong. Birds aren’t dying because of 5G and Wi-Fi… birds aren’t even real!

 

https://birdsarentreal.com

[elsiegee40]

I feel like this guy is totally wrong. Birds aren’t dying because of 5G and Wi-Fi… birds aren’t even real!

 

https://birdsarentreal.com

Oh ! My secret is out. Now you know why I volunteer at the wildlife rescue. They don’t actually need bird feeders, they need tech support for them…

[mikeprice]

I feel like this guy is totally wrong. Birds aren’t dying because of 5G and Wi-Fi… birds aren’t even real!

 

https://birdsarentreal.com

 

BUT

 

 

if you put the 2 together

a) birds are not real but are machines spying on us

b) 5G is causing problems with the 'birds'

 

soooooo

 

 

clearly

 

the radiation from 5G is interfering with the electronics and comms systems in the 'birds'

 

The people REALLY controlling things seem to have accidentally allowed the 2 systems to interact and mess each other up

 

and are covering it by calling it 'bird flu'

 

 

 

Hope this helps

[smurfomatic]

This explains everything! It must be because birds aren't real that I felt so ill over the weekend, after eating "turkey" for Christmas dinner (along with Yorkshire pudding, roast potatoes, parsnips, cauliflower cheese, carrots, broccoli, sprouts and gravy - followed by Christmas pudding, chocolates, cheese and biscuits) - it's the electronic parts in the "bird" that caused my digestive distress...

[hardtailstar]

He’s still going

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Dead animals in Kent lanes is probably from vehicles hitting them.

 

Hand me that Science award!