[pics] Things that could have been improved before being approved...

[JRA]

[Ditto]

Having something to put on the thingy - that's the key!

 

 

Genius pun-ery! Retirement clearly suits you

[robintech]

I don't think I've ever been as happy as the people bottom-left, who have got a whole party going for the thingy.

 

I like to think they're all expecting its a prelude to something like " and you'll need that keyring to hold your brand new car keys!"

[mikeprice]

Had the same message on a birthday card I bought this week. It was a "Mum" card...

 

To be fair - when I used to work in school - before I gave up bothering to work - every year I used to think "Yea Gods these Year 7's get younger every year"

 

maybe it has gone too far now???

 

Notice that I am carefully avoiding any of the more dodgy possible dodgy

[smurfomatic]

I think this might be taken out of context somehow...

 

[6Foot2]

You can do anything you like.

 

 

As long as it's biking!

[6Foot2]

Mathematically speaking, 22! is "22 Factorial" which is 22x21x20x19 .... x3x2x1. A number's factorial is that number multiplied by the number one less than itself, multipled by the next number down and so on until you get to 1.

 

3! = 6

4! = 24

5! = 120

 

And so on ...

 

It's just occurred to me that there is also 22!!

 

More generally: Double factorial: The double factorial of a number n, denoted by n‼, is the product of all the positive integers up to n that have the same parity (odd or even) as n.

 

22!!=22×20×18×16×14×12×10×8×6×4×2

 

21!!=21×19×17×15×13×11×9×7×5×3×1

 

*Other odd and even double factorials are available.

 

 

Back on topic ...

 

[HarryMonkey]

Ouch!!

 

[Ditto]

A little job hunting brought this up

 

 

That's a long time to be in education!

[smurfomatic]

A classic from the "what phrases sound like when they're translated"...

 

[6Foot2]

 

[mikeprice]

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Well summer has been a bit cold but that seems a bit excessive

[Garacesh]

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This was definitely designed by somebody with hayfever lol

[6Foot2]

Link: https://x.com/sacwriter/status/1801729910752620596 [Picture Post]

 

[Andrew_C]

Hmmm... Here or the AI slagging thread? Choices, choices!

 

 

Linky ANd there are more - Logic Counters for one.

Edited July 5, 2024 by Andrew_C

[smurfomatic]

To whoever at Sainsbury's decided to put the haemorrhoid cream on the lowest shelf...I hope that, one day, you're suffering and need to bend down to reach it

[elsiegee40]

One for the … ummm… voyeurs?

[MartinT]

One for the … ummm… voyeurs?

 

Just what I was looking for.

[mikeprice]

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I always felt that that Sun Life advert where the bloke was fiddlg with his binoculars in his conservatory was a bit dodgy

 

I mean - clearly that was not what the marketing department was hoping I was focussing on

but I feel that he should not be allowed to have binoculars

 

 

just me???

 

or am I just the only person old enough to be watching the telly at the time it is on??

[3s-gtech]

I always felt that that Sun Life advert where the bloke was fiddlg with his binoculars in his conservatory was a bit dodgy

 

I mean - clearly that was not what the marketing department was hoping I was focussing on

but I feel that he should not be allowed to have binoculars

 

 

just me???

 

or am I just the only person old enough to be watching the telly at the time it is on??

 

He’s perving on Junedad, waiting for her to visit.

[Andrew_C]

This probably belongs here -

 

 

ETA - READ BY BRIAN BLESSED!

Edited August 2, 2024 by Andrew_C

[Jawloms]

All the instructions are obviously a bad translation, but this bit stood out for me...

 

[Ditto]

All the instructions are obviously a bad translation, but this bit stood out for me...

 

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Maybe it's an attempt at subliminal marketing - you need to sand before painting so sort of logical - well almost

[6Foot2]

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[6Foot2]

 

Makes sense - it would make it hard to breathe.