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I am not sure I want to know why you would be applying your haemorroid cream at the beach...

 

Playing Devil's advocate, Haemorrhoid cream is basically an anti-inflammatory that reduces vascular swelling, combined with some effective local anaesthetic. It actually has many non-haemorrhoid uses including, but not limited to, reducing bruising - it's apparently very effective when applied to a black eye. Or so I'm told.

 

Haemorrhoid cream cited as an example of something people would be inclined to steer away from stealing. Couldn't think of another example/alternative.

 

:(

 

Roll up cash and store it in a tampon tube ;-) Or fold it into some 'lady products' or a nappy. A bottle of lube? A tub of nipple cream? A bottle of prune juice or 'industrial laxatives'?

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Can you name anything that isn't natural, that is, made from something in Nature ? It's all in the semantics.

 

We are all made from Star Dust

 

although exactly how natural those blue slush drinks are is debatable in any environment

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Can you name anything that isn't natural, that is, made from something in Nature ? It's all in the semantics.

 

If we want to be technical, plastic is a natural product - especially the stuff derived from crude oil.

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A bit of a squeeze, but this album is generally considered not to be "parental guidance" yet Rod clearly, or not-so-clearly growls "fooking california" so I'd consider it badly labelled.

 

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If we want to be technical, plastic is a natural product - especially the stuff derived from crude oil.

 

And putting my A level Chemistry hat on, it’s organic too.

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And putting my A level Chemistry hat on, it’s organic too.

 

Approved - using my Chemistry Degree

 

I get annoyed by the concept of 'organic' food - organic is a specific type of chemical molecule - it is just another case of technical words being hijacked for use that is different in little ways - which just gets in the way of people who need to use the word in its proper way

 

we all know different examples - my favorite is RAID - redundant array of INEXPENSIVE disks - when I first came across it. Then the marketing dept. of big IT companies got hold of it and didn't like the inexpensive bit - so they changed it to independent :mad:

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Approved - using my Chemistry Degree

 

I get annoyed by the concept of 'organic' food - organic is a specific type of chemical molecule - it is just another case of technical words being hijacked for use that is different in little ways - which just gets in the way of people who need to use the word in its proper way

 

we all know different examples - my favorite is RAID - redundant array of INEXPENSIVE disks - when I first came across it. Then the marketing dept. of big IT companies got hold of it and didn't like the inexpensive bit - so they changed it to independent :mad:

 

Link: List of English homographs [Wikipedia]

 

:thumb: :)

 

Back on topic, I've suddenly lost my appetite!

 

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:spit::yuck:

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A bit of a squeeze, but this album is generally considered not to be "parental guidance" yet Rod clearly, or not-so-clearly growls "fooking california" so I'd consider it badly labelled.

 

 

I've been thinking that every time it came on the radio!

 

Terrible song in general though.

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Back on topic, I've suddenly lost my appetite!

 

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Can anyone translate the script (arabic?), or does it just say "Do not eat - for infidels only"

I'm interested to know exactly what it SHOULD say.

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Harsh but fair.

 

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Better take out that 'over 50 life insurance' that creepy bloke on the telly keeps telling me about then - so I can pay the fine after 'the end'

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