Garacesh Posted May 16, 2018 Posted May 16, 2018 Best add JC to the list of "things men can't find" then. Buy that necklace and have yourself a handy map when you need it most! 1
EliteCommander Posted May 16, 2018 Posted May 16, 2018 Jesus Christ, this necklace. [ATTACH=CONFIG]48962[/ATTACH] That gemstone looks like it will be very hard for some people to find !!! 1
6Foot2 Posted June 5, 2018 Author Posted June 5, 2018 Oh no! Now I might be dehydrated, but I also fear that I could be colourblind as well! Link: [Picture Tweet] 1
Garacesh Posted June 5, 2018 Posted June 5, 2018 What bothers me more isn't the bit where they clearly printed out a colour image in monochrome... It's that they didn't merge the cells on the right! 2
mikeprice Posted June 5, 2018 Posted June 5, 2018 Oh no! Now I might be dehydrated, but I also fear that I could be colourblind as well! Link: [Picture Tweet] [ATTACH=CONFIG]49198[/ATTACH] If my wee was that colour I would be really worried
EliteCommander Posted June 5, 2018 Posted June 5, 2018 (edited) Oh no! Now I might be dehydrated, but I also fear that I could be colourblind as well! Link: [Picture Tweet] [ATTACH=CONFIG]49198[/ATTACH] Having spent quite a bit of time in hospitals I have often wondered if there is a pantone to create the colours on the urinalysis dipsticks used. Also I wonder whether there is a corresponding Dulux paint name. e.g. cornfield yellow, or sunkissed hay or some other pretentious name they come up with. Just look at these, who thinks them up ???? If my banana split arrived this colour it would be sent straight back !!!!!! Edited June 5, 2018 by EliteCommander 4
korifugi Posted June 5, 2018 Posted June 5, 2018 Having spent quite a bit of time in hospitals I have often wondered if there is a pantone to create the colours on the urinalysis dipsticks used. Also I wonder whether there is a corresponding Dulux paint name. e.g. cornfield yellow, or sunkissed hay or some other pretentious name they come up with. Just look at these, who thinks them up ???? If my banana split arrived this colour it would be sent straight back !!!!!! [ATTACH=CONFIG]49202[/ATTACH] Great - thanks. I'm now trying to work out the colour corresponding to my last trip to the bathroom.
Garacesh Posted June 5, 2018 Posted June 5, 2018 That takes prostate screening down a complete tangent! "And how is your urinating?" the Doctor asks, enquiring about the frequency at which you vacate your waste. "Usually around Vanilla Sundae.. Sometimes it's a bit more more Sunny Day though.." "Uh..." 2
EliteCommander Posted June 5, 2018 Posted June 5, 2018 Great - thanks. I'm now trying to work out the colour corresponding to my last trip to the bathroom. Hopefully not one of these, unless you have eaten a lot of Asparagus
korifugi Posted June 5, 2018 Posted June 5, 2018 Hopefully not one of these, unless you have eaten a lot of Asparagus [ATTACH=CONFIG]49203[/ATTACH] Aaaand I've just skim read one of those as "Fresh Steam" 1
6Foot2 Posted June 27, 2018 Author Posted June 27, 2018 Link: https://twitter.com/everywhereist/status/1010386381003079680/photo/1 [Picture Tweet] The shirt that cannot be washed!
EliteCommander Posted June 27, 2018 Posted June 27, 2018 Link: https://twitter.com/everywhereist/status/1010386381003079680/photo/1 [Picture Tweet] The shirt that cannot be washed! [ATTACH=CONFIG]49501[/ATTACH] Pessimist, it doesn't mention "Do NOT handwash in your local stagnant pond"
bald_pig Posted June 27, 2018 Posted June 27, 2018 Pessimist, it doesn't mention "Do NOT handwash in your local stagnant pond" Pretty sure that falls under "Do Not Wash" 1
6Foot2 Posted June 28, 2018 Author Posted June 28, 2018 Not suntan lotion: OK as an idea, but might be better as a haemorrhoid cream bottle, or similar? 2
Narwhal Posted June 28, 2018 Posted June 28, 2018 OK as an idea, but might be better as a haemorrhoid cream bottle, or similar? I am not sure I want to know why you would be applying your haemorroid cream at the beach... 1
6Foot2 Posted June 28, 2018 Author Posted June 28, 2018 I am not sure I want to know why you would be applying your haemorroid cream at the beach... Haemorrhoid cream cited as an example of something people would be inclined to steer away from stealing. Couldn't think of another example/alternative.
LeMarchand Posted June 28, 2018 Posted June 28, 2018 OK as an idea, but might be better as a haemorrhoid cream bottle, or similar? I'm not sure I would want to go on holiday with the sort of person who applies their haemorrhoid cream on the beach/by the pool..
EliteCommander Posted July 12, 2018 Posted July 12, 2018 WILD Strawberry! [ATTACH=CONFIG]49678[/ATTACH] WILD, they look absolutely LIVID to me. 1
6Foot2 Posted July 16, 2018 Author Posted July 16, 2018 Badly advertised?.. Link: [Picture Tweet] Not to be a pedant, but if there’s one thing cricket does have, it’s boundaries 4
JATSO Posted July 16, 2018 Posted July 16, 2018 [ATTACH=CONFIG]44552[/ATTACH] But how do I get to the 5rd? Its a old one but just revisiting this thread made remember how to find the 5th Floor. Creepy North Korea: The Hidden 5th Floor - The Monsoon Diaries
LeMarchand Posted July 16, 2018 Posted July 16, 2018 As the highest legal speed in this country is 70mph, surely these signs are pointless? Also, I cant find it to post, but this month's "Predator" special Empire features a full page ad from the University of Lincoln featuring their name, URL and the tag line, There's something out there waiting for you." Plus the distinctive 3 dots of a Predator's laser site. So: come and get hunted by Predators?
6Foot2 Posted July 31, 2018 Author Posted July 31, 2018 Link: https://twitter.com/Dempster2000/status/1023977686878875648/photo/1 [Picture Tweet] Tesco had no Tesco Parsnips Loose, so: 1
EliteCommander Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 Link: https://twitter.com/Dempster2000/status/1023977686878875648/photo/1 [Picture Tweet] Tesco had no Tesco Parsnips Loose, so: [ATTACH=CONFIG]49872[/ATTACH] Reminds me of the time I ordered "Hot Earl Grey Tea" on the USS Enterprise 1
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