AMLinington Posted July 31, 2018 Posted July 31, 2018 I am not sure I want to know why you would be applying your haemorroid cream at the beach... Playing Devil's advocate, Haemorrhoid cream is basically an anti-inflammatory that reduces vascular swelling, combined with some effective local anaesthetic. It actually has many non-haemorrhoid uses including, but not limited to, reducing bruising - it's apparently very effective when applied to a black eye. Or so I'm told. Haemorrhoid cream cited as an example of something people would be inclined to steer away from stealing. Couldn't think of another example/alternative. Roll up cash and store it in a tampon tube ;-) Or fold it into some 'lady products' or a nappy. A bottle of lube? A tub of nipple cream? A bottle of prune juice or 'industrial laxatives'?
Popular Post 6Foot2 Posted August 9, 2018 Author Popular Post Posted August 9, 2018 100% naturally synthetic! 5
EliteCommander Posted August 10, 2018 Posted August 10, 2018 100% naturally synthetic! [ATTACH=CONFIG]49962[/ATTACH] Can you name anything that isn't natural, that is, made from something in Nature ? It's all in the semantics.
mikeprice Posted August 10, 2018 Posted August 10, 2018 Can you name anything that isn't natural, that is, made from something in Nature ? It's all in the semantics. We are all made from Star Dust although exactly how natural those blue slush drinks are is debatable in any environment 2
6Foot2 Posted August 12, 2018 Author Posted August 12, 2018 Aw. Do I have to, only I have an appointment... 1
korifugi Posted August 13, 2018 Posted August 13, 2018 Not true at all! [ATTACH=CONFIG]49981[/ATTACH] Or do they mean you get the kinks for free? 1
6Foot2 Posted August 13, 2018 Author Posted August 13, 2018 Or do they mean you get the kinks for free? Kink Free Only one per hose! 1
DJ-1701 Posted August 13, 2018 Posted August 13, 2018 I'd hate to think how many some politicians have...
AMLinington Posted August 13, 2018 Posted August 13, 2018 Can you name anything that isn't natural, that is, made from something in Nature ? It's all in the semantics. If we want to be technical, plastic is a natural product - especially the stuff derived from crude oil.
EliteCommander Posted August 13, 2018 Posted August 13, 2018 Not true at all! [ATTACH=CONFIG]49981[/ATTACH] Ray Davies has one of those
EliteCommander Posted August 13, 2018 Posted August 13, 2018 (edited) A bit of a squeeze, but this album is generally considered not to be "parental guidance" yet Rod clearly, or not-so-clearly growls "fooking california" so I'd consider it badly labelled. Edited August 13, 2018 by EliteCommander
tg12 Posted August 13, 2018 Posted August 13, 2018 If we want to be technical, plastic is a natural product - especially the stuff derived from crude oil. And putting my A level Chemistry hat on, it’s organic too.
mikeprice Posted August 13, 2018 Posted August 13, 2018 And putting my A level Chemistry hat on, it’s organic too. Approved - using my Chemistry Degree I get annoyed by the concept of 'organic' food - organic is a specific type of chemical molecule - it is just another case of technical words being hijacked for use that is different in little ways - which just gets in the way of people who need to use the word in its proper way we all know different examples - my favorite is RAID - redundant array of INEXPENSIVE disks - when I first came across it. Then the marketing dept. of big IT companies got hold of it and didn't like the inexpensive bit - so they changed it to independent 1
6Foot2 Posted August 13, 2018 Author Posted August 13, 2018 Approved - using my Chemistry Degree I get annoyed by the concept of 'organic' food - organic is a specific type of chemical molecule - it is just another case of technical words being hijacked for use that is different in little ways - which just gets in the way of people who need to use the word in its proper way we all know different examples - my favorite is RAID - redundant array of INEXPENSIVE disks - when I first came across it. Then the marketing dept. of big IT companies got hold of it and didn't like the inexpensive bit - so they changed it to independent Link: List of English homographs [Wikipedia] Back on topic, I've suddenly lost my appetite! 2
ICTDirect_Dave Posted August 15, 2018 Posted August 15, 2018 A bit of a squeeze, but this album is generally considered not to be "parental guidance" yet Rod clearly, or not-so-clearly growls "fooking california" so I'd consider it badly labelled. I've been thinking that every time it came on the radio! Terrible song in general though. 1
EliteCommander Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 Back on topic, I've suddenly lost my appetite! [ATTACH=CONFIG]49986[/ATTACH] Can anyone translate the script (arabic?), or does it just say "Do not eat - for infidels only" I'm interested to know exactly what it SHOULD say. 1
Steve21 Posted August 16, 2018 Posted August 16, 2018 (edited) Rice with herbs I'd go with (there's no P in arabic and it's written as a B-ish) Steve Edited August 16, 2018 by Steve21
Popular Post 6Foot2 Posted August 23, 2018 Author Popular Post Posted August 23, 2018 Not recommended! 6
Popular Post HarryMonkey Posted August 24, 2018 Popular Post Posted August 24, 2018 Harsh but fair. 5
mikeprice Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 Harsh but fair. [ATTACH=CONFIG]50068[/ATTACH] Better take out that 'over 50 life insurance' that creepy bloke on the telly keeps telling me about then - so I can pay the fine after 'the end' 2
christhetech Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 Harsh but fair. [ATTACH=CONFIG]50068[/ATTACH] I'd love to see them try to recover the fine
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