HarryMonkey Posted February 9 Posted February 9 I got arrested for stealing a kitchen utensil but it was a whisk I was willing to take. 3
tom_newton Posted February 20 Posted February 20 My colleague told me he thought pandas were crap. I told him I didn't think it was quite so black and white* * actual smoothwall office conversation 1 1
HarryMonkey Posted February 23 Posted February 23 Improve your chances of becoming a train driver by not turning up to the interview, and sending a bus driver along instead. 1
smurfomatic Posted February 23 Posted February 23 On 20/02/2026 at 14:36, tom_newton said: My colleague told me he thought pandas were crap. I told him I didn't think it was quite so black and white* * actual smoothwall office conversation 3
6Foot2 Posted March 1 Author Posted March 1 There's a busker playing ABBA really loudly in the town centre. You can hear the drums from Nandos. 1
6Foot2 Posted March 2 Author Posted March 2 I bought a jar of anti-bragging cream. The instructions say, 'Don't rub it in.' 2
Popular Post 6Foot2 Posted March 11 Author Popular Post Posted March 11 When scientists combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab, things went sideways really fast. 5
HarryMonkey Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Ok, so I don't know what apocalypse means. It's not the end of the world. 3
6Foot2 Posted March 21 Author Posted March 21 What do you call a flying nun? A bird? A plane? Nun of the above. 1
MicraMan Posted March 27 Posted March 27 Why did the one hand man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop. 1
6Foot2 Posted March 28 Author Posted March 28 A lorry load of Kit Kats has been stolen today. The public has been asked to keep a watch [for the lorry] because it is likely to take many breaks. - Romesh Ranganathan, Radio 2 today. 1
6Foot2 Posted March 31 Author Posted March 31 I went to a bakery the other day, and all the cakes were £1 except one that was £2. I said, “Why are these ones all £1, but that one is £2?” The baker said, “Because that’s Madeira cake.” 2
6Foot2 Posted April 3 Author Posted April 3 I am looking forward to the weekend very much – I am going to a deodorant party. Roll on Saturday! - Tony Blackburn, Radio 2 today.
6Foot2 Posted April 6 Author Posted April 6 Our son was expelled from school. He glued himself to the head teacher. I wasn't mad, though, because I admire someone who sticks to their principals. _________________________________________________________________________________ I saw Michael J. Fox at a garden centre. He had his back to the fuchsia. - Tony Blackburn, Radio 2 today.
Ditto Posted April 19 Posted April 19 I've just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi, it's brilliant. It comes with Aldi King's horses and Aldi King's men. 2
6Foot2 Posted May 5 Author Posted May 5 Quote I just checked out the new Fleetwood McDonald’s. They sell you fries, sell you sweet little fries. Link: https://www.threads.com/@kulezichmike/post/DX6LiD1jIQa 2
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