jthompson Posted May 21, 2019 Posted May 21, 2019 This might be acorny one, but it's plane to see that you guys are all nuts.
6Foot2 Posted May 23, 2019 Author Posted May 23, 2019 Well, following on from my massive regex muckup, resulting in my inbox getting flooded with emails that decidedly do not require a safeguarding check.. One of which is this absolute beauty. [ATTACH=CONFIG]53540[/ATTACH]Surely that'd be "Briexit" Or Gonegonezola?
mikeprice Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 Or Gonegonezola? I sure the mods are pleased to see you moving it Caerphilly over to the correct thread
6Foot2 Posted May 24, 2019 Author Posted May 24, 2019 Mrs P gets annoyed when I mess with her red wine. I added some lemonade and fruit juice, and now she’s sangria than ever. 2
jthompson Posted May 24, 2019 Posted May 24, 2019 Well, the important thing is that you both talk to one another about how you feel. Don't let things ferment. 1
mikeprice Posted May 24, 2019 Posted May 24, 2019 ...... [ATTACH]53547[/ATTACH] and your point is?????? 1
6Foot2 Posted May 24, 2019 Author Posted May 24, 2019 and your point is?????? NOT causing a traumatic injury in the right frontal cortex?
jthompson Posted June 24, 2019 Posted June 24, 2019 (edited) That's a good one! No doubt other subscribers on this thread will troop... together to pack in... plenty of collective nouns and try to dazzle... one another with some really subtle puns. Edited June 24, 2019 by jthompson
korifugi Posted June 25, 2019 Posted June 25, 2019 Interestingly enough - there doesn't appear to be a name for a group of punners, I suggest we now call it a "groaning". 1
mikeprice Posted June 25, 2019 Posted June 25, 2019 Interestingly enough - there doesn't appear to be a name for a group of punners, I suggest we now call it a "groaning". I think the mods may have a name for a group of punners???
sted Posted June 25, 2019 Posted June 25, 2019 I think the mods may have a name for a group of punners??? a misery?
Popular Post witch Posted June 25, 2019 Popular Post Posted June 25, 2019 I think the mods may have a name for a group of punners??? Amphibians 5
6Foot2 Posted June 25, 2019 Author Posted June 25, 2019 Interestingly enough - there doesn't appear to be a name for a group of punners, I suggest we now call it a "groaning". I think the mods may have a name for a group of punners??? Link: Collective nouns for things | Objects, fruit, food, grammer and more ...Item: Puns Collective Nouns: Groan... My sugestion: Punnet.
6Foot2 Posted June 28, 2019 Author Posted June 28, 2019 I don't know what made her think the marriage'd be plain sailing? You can sea there'd be problems strait of... @korifugi: Missed an opportunity, there but FTFY now. Anyway I thought you were sailing close to the wind posting a punny reply in 'Amusing Headlines' 1
dcwhitworth Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 @korifugi: Missed an opportunity, there but FTFY now. Anyway I thought you were sailing close to the wind posting a punny reply in 'Amusing Headlines' Presumably he was keelhauled.
6Foot2 Posted June 28, 2019 Author Posted June 28, 2019 I went to a new trendy restaurant in town. I chose a pelican curry. It tasted ok, but the bill was enormous. 2
korifugi Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 I went to a new trendy restaurant in town. I chose a pelican curry. It tasted ok, but the bill was enormous. Well that's what you get for not setting yourself a budgie. 1
Garacesh Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 Well that's what you get for not setting yourself a budgie. Wouldn't help. All those restaurants are all just robin crooks anyway. I'm in the wrong profession.. I should really be starling my own.
jthompson Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 Well that's what you get for not setting yourself a budgie. Amen to that. They don't come cheep.
mikeprice Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 The bill wasn't real - the waiter was just larkin' about the first person to see it panicked but it was OK when they realised Toucan pay it
6Foot2 Posted July 1, 2019 Author Posted July 1, 2019 Well I'm glad that story took a good tern. Continuing the bird based puns into the new week/new month, eh? Well toucan play that game!
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