DJ-1701 Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 I submitted 10 of the puns on here to the worst pun competition, fully expecting one to win... No pun in-ten-did. 2
jinnantonnixx Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 Sounds like you were the subject of punitive action. 1
jdoyle Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 (edited) I submitted 10 of the puns on here to the worst pun competition, fully expecting one to win... No pun in-ten-did. truly a pun gent Edited April 15, 2016 by jdoyle 1
DJ-1701 Posted April 17, 2016 Posted April 17, 2016 My friend David lost his ID... now we call him Dave. 1
6Foot2 Posted April 17, 2016 Author Posted April 17, 2016 My friend David lost his ID... now we call him Dave. Now we just call him Dav Believe me, I know. 1
6Foot2 Posted April 17, 2016 Author Posted April 17, 2016 DL that was bad. I am sorry. How about now? E now? 1
DJ-1701 Posted April 17, 2016 Posted April 17, 2016 I am sorry. How about now? E now? I think to work out some of these puns you need a little matter. I wonder if this is what is meant by colourful language. 1
6Foot2 Posted April 17, 2016 Author Posted April 17, 2016 I think to work out some of these puns you need a little matter. I wonder if this is what is meant by colourful language. That might be a area. However, I can see that these puns are improving. It might make some other members eyed. 2
DJ-1701 Posted April 18, 2016 Posted April 18, 2016 That might be a area. However, I can see that these puns are improving. It might make some other members eyed. Or eyed. 1
DJ-1701 Posted April 18, 2016 Posted April 18, 2016 Talking about numbers, I was going to watch a play, 'The Madness of King George III'... but then I realised it might spoil I and II.
DJ-1701 Posted April 18, 2016 Posted April 18, 2016 Saw this today... Well it is obvious what the battery was charged with... The salt looks shaken up... It must have been easy getting the other one, you can see through him.
Garacesh Posted April 18, 2016 Posted April 18, 2016 Money laundering, assault and battery. I like it (the picture, not the acts, of course...) 2
DJ-1701 Posted April 18, 2016 Posted April 18, 2016 I think the money launderer is all washed up... the battery too is feeling the drain...
korifugi Posted April 18, 2016 Posted April 18, 2016 I think the money launderer is all washed up... If he's used to living the high life due to the money - I feel he's in for a tumble the battery too is feeling the drain... On a positive - he could give up any criminal contacts for a reduction in charge. (It'd be a negative for them though!) 1
Garacesh Posted April 18, 2016 Posted April 18, 2016 Without legs, I'm not sure it ran anywhere.. I think it would have penguin waddled out
6Foot2 Posted April 18, 2016 Author Posted April 18, 2016 I should have been cross when my torch batteries ran out, but I was delighted. 3
DJ-1701 Posted April 18, 2016 Posted April 18, 2016 I should have been cross when my torch batteries ran out, but I was delighted. I C (cell) your problem...
sparkeh Posted April 18, 2016 Posted April 18, 2016 Saw this today... [ATTACH]36287[/ATTACH] The battery will be ok in jail, he's got contacts. 2
Boredguy Posted April 18, 2016 Posted April 18, 2016 The battery will be ok in jail, he's got contacts. Plus he can't be grounded by his parents 2
6Foot2 Posted April 18, 2016 Author Posted April 18, 2016 Plus he can't be grounded by his parents He's a good guy: The salt of the Earth.
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