Joanne Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 yep. Nothing worse than having someone in the cubical next to you. However when I'm at home I'll happily leave the door open... hahahahahah.... poor husband. I always get shouted at for that one.
Garacesh Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 @abillybob, that's how the mexican sitoff happens 2 shy poopers invariably end up sat near each other. My advice would be if you're a shy pooper, don't put your butt on that seat unless you're willing to do the business. Empty room? Go ahead, be shy. Next person comes in, if they follow the rule and they're shy, they leave. If the next person in isn't shy, they do their business, you wait, you continue when they vacate. Logically it's the best solution all around
claireadams Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Depends I think on a few factors. Age, gender, health. Me - 5mins tops the bf - 20-25 my dad as he has a bag - 40-60mins...
Oaktech Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 you can just sit and think. Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to s*it and stink, I come here to scratch my b*lls, And read the writing on the walls. If I'm having a shave, which I probably do once a week, about 40 minutes. I use a cuthroat razor, soap and a brush and I like to take my time to avoid ripping my face off. No1: In there for a few 10s of seconds. No2: Depends, I guess average 2-5 minutes but it could be up to half an hour to make a, err, thorough job of it. Shower: Depends how minging I was when I got in! If I've been working in the ceilings and have hair like a troll doll, I could be in their for 20 minutes plus, but I average about 5-10. 1
HarryMonkey Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Going to the loo ... 5 minutes max. In and out. If I want to read I can think of far more comfortable places to go and do that. Getting ready for work, 25-35 minutes approx.
abillybob Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 @abillybob, that's how the mexican sitoff happens 2 shy poopers invariably end up sat near each other. My advice would be if you're a shy pooper, don't put your butt on that seat unless you're willing to do the business. Empty room? Go ahead, be shy. Next person comes in, if they follow the rule and they're shy, they leave. If the next person in isn't shy, they do their business, you wait, you continue when they vacate. Logically it's the best solution all around Haha, shy poo-ers make me chuckle. In college I remember me and a couple of friends whenever sat on the toilet we would all make very loud grunting sounds whenever someone came into the toilet. I go anywhere, whenever.
Tesla Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 depend son mood, can spend 20 minutes in there. Anyone else pick up the most random thing and read the back of it (ie Shampoo bottles, etc) or is that just me?!
CAM Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 The progression of technology is evident in this thread. From magazines and quiet contemplation time to Reddit and other social media.
Tesla Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 I go anywhere, whenever. I hope you're at least finding a toilet first!
Oaktech Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 The progression of technology is evident in this thread. From magazines and quiet contemplation time to Reddit and other social media. And then there is this guy... Anyone else pick up the most random thing and read the back of it (ie Shampoo bottles, etc) or is that just me?!
LiamHaith Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Anyone here a shy poo-er? (Someone who can't go around other or can't go in a public place) I can't poo anywhere except home, and I can't pee in public unless I'm the ONLY person in or NEAR the bathroom, nevermind cubicle. I fear that I'll get a name for myself when I pop into a bathroom, look around, see people, and walk out again.
abillybob Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Anyone else pick up the most random thing and read the back of it (ie Shampoo bottles, etc) or is that just me?! OMG! I do that I hope you're at least finding a toilet first! Not always... Camping... I have also been known to really need a poo when driving to Barmouth, I pulled over in a field last summer, I wiped with Oak leaves.
sparkeh Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Anyone else pick up the most random thing and read the back of it (ie Shampoo bottles, etc) or is that just me?! Hell yeah. Amazing how much stuff has Sodium laureth sulfate in it right? 1
CAM Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 OMG! I do that Not always... Camping... I have also been known to really need a poo when driving to Barmouth, I pulled over in a field last summer, I wiped with Oak leaves. Careful you don't pick up Hogweed by accident....
Garacesh Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 I can't poo anywhere except home, and I can't pee in public unless I'm the ONLY person in or NEAR the bathroom, nevermind cubicle. I'm one of those weirdos that can't use urinals. I just hate them. I like my privacy when I pee xD
Tesla Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Hell yeah. Amazing how much stuff has Sodium laureth sulfate in it right? Just trying to pronounce some of those ingredients takes longer than the reason i went in there. 1
sparkeh Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 I'm one of those weirdos that can't use urinals. I just hate them. I like my privacy when I pee xD Mmm that is worse for me, especially as I have a bladder condition as it is. :S
LiamHaith Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 I'm one of those weirdos that can't use urinals. I just hate them. I like my privacy when I pee xD Me too! It's a burden. There's been many a time (like where I was at my ex gf's house for a month) where I've become very ill from not... relieving myself.
abillybob Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Careful you don't pick up Hogweed by accident.... Or a nettle?
Garacesh Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Mmm that is worse for me, especially as I have a bladder condition as it is. :S I (somewhat) know the curse. The moment a single drop of alcohol touches my lips, I swear my bladder shrinks to the size of a two-month-old snapping turtle.
Tesla Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 I'm one of those weirdos that can't use urinals. I just hate them. I like my privacy when I pee xD Same. Funny how wee all talk about it on here, i doubt wee'd (sorry) Actually go into a public toilet, and exclaim "nah, shy pisser mate."
LiamHaith Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 I've actually had the shyness cause me to be stuck in a cubicle for over an hour, I ended up being able to watch the entire Batman Dark knight before the bathroom was clear for my procedure to begin!
LosOjos Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Careful you don't pick up Hogweed by accident.... Seeing as how it makes the skin ultra sensitive to UV light, is this actually an example of something you should only stick where the sun don't shine? 3
sparkeh Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 I (somewhat) know the curse. The moment a single drop of alcohol touches my lips, I swear my bladder shrinks to the size of a two-month-old snapping turtle. Mmm Alcohol makes it much worse, to sum it up, 1 pint of lager means I am back and forth to the toilet all night which kinda spoils the fun. Though I could give you a detailed review of every pub bathroom in the local area
abillybob Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Can't believe this thread is doing so well... it's about poo people!!!
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