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yep. Nothing worse than having someone in the cubical next to you. However when I'm at home I'll happily leave the door open... hahahahahah.... poor husband. I always get shouted at for that one.
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@abillybob, that's how the mexican sitoff happens :p 2 shy poopers invariably end up sat near each other.

 

My advice would be if you're a shy pooper, don't put your butt on that seat unless you're willing to do the business. Empty room? Go ahead, be shy. Next person comes in, if they follow the rule and they're shy, they leave. If the next person in isn't shy, they do their business, you wait, you continue when they vacate. Logically it's the best solution all around :p

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you can just sit and think.

 

Some come here to sit and think,

Some come here to s*it and stink,

I come here to scratch my b*lls,

And read the writing on the walls. :getmecoat:

 

If I'm having a shave, which I probably do once a week, about 40 minutes. I use a cuthroat razor, soap and a brush and I like to take my time to avoid ripping my face off.

 

No1: In there for a few 10s of seconds. No2: Depends, I guess average 2-5 minutes but it could be up to half an hour to make a, err, thorough job of it.

 

Shower: Depends how minging I was when I got in! If I've been working in the ceilings and have hair like a troll doll, I could be in their for 20 minutes plus, but I average about 5-10.

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Going to the loo ... 5 minutes max. In and out. If I want to read I can think of far more comfortable places to go and do that.

 

Getting ready for work, 25-35 minutes approx.

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@abillybob, that's how the mexican sitoff happens :p 2 shy poopers invariably end up sat near each other.

 

My advice would be if you're a shy pooper, don't put your butt on that seat unless you're willing to do the business. Empty room? Go ahead, be shy. Next person comes in, if they follow the rule and they're shy, they leave. If the next person in isn't shy, they do their business, you wait, you continue when they vacate. Logically it's the best solution all around :p

 

Haha, shy poo-ers make me chuckle. In college I remember me and a couple of friends whenever sat on the toilet we would all make very loud grunting sounds whenever someone came into the toilet. :lol: I go anywhere, whenever.

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depend son mood, can spend 20 minutes in there.

 

Anyone else pick up the most random thing and read the back of it (ie Shampoo bottles, etc) or is that just me?!

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The progression of technology is evident in this thread. From magazines and quiet contemplation time to Reddit and other social media. :p
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The progression of technology is evident in this thread. From magazines and quiet contemplation time to Reddit and other social media. :p

 

And then there is this guy...

 

Anyone else pick up the most random thing and read the back of it (ie Shampoo bottles, etc) or is that just me?!

 

:)

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Anyone here a shy poo-er? (Someone who can't go around other or can't go in a public place) :lol:

 

I can't poo anywhere except home, and I can't pee in public unless I'm the ONLY person in or NEAR the bathroom, nevermind cubicle.

 

I fear that I'll get a name for myself when I pop into a bathroom, look around, see people, and walk out again.

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Anyone else pick up the most random thing and read the back of it (ie Shampoo bottles, etc) or is that just me?!

 

OMG! I do that :lol:

 

I hope you're at least finding a toilet first!

 

Not always... Camping... I have also been known to really need a poo when driving to Barmouth, I pulled over in a field last summer, I wiped with Oak leaves.

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Anyone else pick up the most random thing and read the back of it (ie Shampoo bottles, etc) or is that just me?!

Hell yeah. Amazing how much stuff has Sodium laureth sulfate in it right?

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OMG! I do that :lol:

 

 

 

Not always... Camping... I have also been known to really need a poo when driving to Barmouth, I pulled over in a field last summer, I wiped with Oak leaves.

 

Careful you don't pick up Hogweed by accident....

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I can't poo anywhere except home, and I can't pee in public unless I'm the ONLY person in or NEAR the bathroom, nevermind cubicle.

I'm one of those weirdos that can't use urinals. I just hate them. I like my privacy when I pee xD

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Hell yeah. Amazing how much stuff has Sodium laureth sulfate in it right?

 

Just trying to pronounce some of those ingredients takes longer than the reason i went in there.

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I'm one of those weirdos that can't use urinals. I just hate them. I like my privacy when I pee xD

Mmm that is worse for me, especially as I have a bladder condition as it is. :S

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I'm one of those weirdos that can't use urinals. I just hate them. I like my privacy when I pee xD

 

Me too!

 

It's a burden. There's been many a time (like where I was at my ex gf's house for a month) where I've become very ill from not... relieving myself.

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Mmm that is worse for me, especially as I have a bladder condition as it is. :S

I (somewhat) know the curse. The moment a single drop of alcohol touches my lips, I swear my bladder shrinks to the size of a two-month-old snapping turtle.

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I'm one of those weirdos that can't use urinals. I just hate them. I like my privacy when I pee xD

 

Same.

 

Funny how wee all talk about it on here, i doubt wee'd (sorry) Actually go into a public toilet, and exclaim "nah, shy pisser mate."

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I've actually had the shyness cause me to be stuck in a cubicle for over an hour, I ended up being able to watch the entire Batman Dark knight before the bathroom was clear for my procedure to begin!
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Careful you don't pick up Hogweed by accident....

 

Seeing as how it makes the skin ultra sensitive to UV light, is this actually an example of something you should only stick where the sun don't shine? :p

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I (somewhat) know the curse. The moment a single drop of alcohol touches my lips, I swear my bladder shrinks to the size of a two-month-old snapping turtle.

Mmm Alcohol makes it much worse, to sum it up, 1 pint of lager means I am back and forth to the toilet all night which kinda spoils the fun. Though I could give you a detailed review of every pub bathroom in the local area :p

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