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guess who was late for an OFSTED day and ran over their laptop this morning...


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me!

 

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The good news is that the solid state drive survived just fine and the laptop still boots!

 

it's still a write off though. :(

 

shame he had amazing battery life...

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put my bag behind the car whilst looking for something in the boot, forgot bag, reversed for a bit annnnnd plop...

 

Oh s**t!

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Time to find your inner spin doctor skills :)

 

Just a really good demonstration of how your back-up procedures work in even the most trying circumstances. You did back it up didn't you?

 

You've also chanced on the perfect timing to implement the Alistair Campbell speciality of finding a good day to bury bad news :) Today, of all days, no-one will care about something so trivial...

 

First thing that's made me laugh today though....

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When staff used to have laptops here, 2 people did it in the same week. I have run over my own lunch doing the same thing. Easy done!
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Not quite the same, but I reversed my car into my wife's (me backing out of the garage, her car on the drive) on a day I had to be early for work and was in a hurry.

 

Very easily done.

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Not quite the same, but I reversed my car into my wife's (me backing out of the garage, her car on the drive) on a day I had to be early for work and was in a hurry.

 

Very easily done.

....and then you were even later because she half-killed you? :)

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@chazzy2501:

 

You've just won "Dipstick of the Week" well done Chaz!

 

Good job it wasn't a Macbook don't think that would have survived and it would have been a lot more expensive to replace :(

 

Anyway I think you got cast iron gonads for actually admitting it with pictures.

 

Hope your day gets better :)

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When staff used to have laptops here, 2 people did it in the same week. I have run over my own lunch doing the same thing. Easy done!

 

I wouldn't have cared about the laptop but this would have upset me no end!

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Going to write an email to the head in a moment... I could spin it as a testament to the ruggedness of the SSD and that it was a deliberate test?

 

This is actually a continuation of yesterdays bad luck. Last lunch time I somehow spilled rice pudding in my lap in the food hall. I had to get rid of it and the longer I waited the worse the stain on my crotch would be. Unfortunately there is only a certain amount of times you can interact with your crotch in a room full of children before people start to question your motives. Somehow I'd also got rice pudding on my hand so when I was removing my crotch pudding I put new pud on my thigh and foot. At this moment I thought "I should keep spare clothes in the boot of my car"

 

I am laughing out loud at the thought of the man wrestling with rice pudding in a food hall...worthy of Rowan Atkinson :)

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Mate, feel for you!

 

Going to write an email to the head in a moment... I could spin it as a testament to the ruggedness of the SSD and that it was a deliberate test?

 

This is actually a continuation of yesterdays bad luck. Last lunch time I somehow spilled rice pudding in my lap in the food hall. I had to get rid of it and the longer I waited the worse the stain on my crotch would be. Unfortunately there is only a certain amount of times you can interact with your crotch in a room full of children before people start to question your motives. Somehow I'd also got rice pudding on my hand so when I was removing my crotch pudding I put new pud on my thigh and foot. At this moment I thought "I should keep spare clothes in the boot of my car"

 

This is too funny. If I didn't know better I'd think you were a parody tech account set up to amuse me. Hope your life starts to improve imminitely!

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Chin up! At least noone is hurt. Perhaps a little pride but that's easily rebuilt!

Must admit to giggling at the rice pudding incident. If it doesn't get staff's tongues wagging then you'll gain a couple of nicknames from the kids! They love a staff mishap.

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This is too funny. If I didn't know better I'd think you were a parody tech account set up to amuse me. Hope your life starts to improve imminitely!

 

What a great idea. Methinks there should be an entire thread dedicated to schadenfreude!

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I put a pen behind my ear

 

Five mins later member of staff points out the error in my ways

 

The pen had leaked all over my ear and on my shirt and neck.

 

What a mess.

 

Luckily i live across the road and grabbed a shirt and a rater quick shower.

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