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OK, I admit it. It's every geek's dream. There are a thousand and one more jokes I could make at this point. Must... resist... lowering the... tone... any... further...

Just to stop you boys bickering, I will do the decent thing and claim the Nano silent as my own. @VeryPC Al owes me for pulling one out in front of the camera.

Phew! Back from the Lakes and I've just caught up with a whole weeks worth of videos and posts... and I've still not won a flipping thing! Looking forward to the PADMay draw live from EDIT tomorrow. Should I bring my trumpet?

Keep 'em guessing, guys. Keep 'em guessing. This is (probably) my last post for a few days. Off to Ambleside with our Year 6 today and very little chance of getting even a 2G signal, let alone 3/4G. It'll be like watching a box-set of VeryPC videos when I get back.

Great stuff!

Its ok, I've finished taking photographs of attractive young women now and I'm already maxed out... but thanks anyway, @X-13.

When I say 'work'... We've got some Olympic Tae-kwon-do demonstration (Jade Jones?) in the hall and I'm on photographer duties.

Really wanting to join in the banter here - work getting in the way...

And I'm only 30 miles away in the car, so feel free to leave me out too (unless there's no-one left in the draw!).

See my post above. ^^ @Kingstech - Did you get yours sorted, or was it beyond the help even of the 5 year warranty?

(Puts on his pedantic head in a Worzel Gummidge fashion.) Does that include tomato?

*ahem* Who's idea? Don't make Vader do his death grip again.

Just Thursday for me, too. I'll still be recovering from a weekend in the Lake District with our Year 6 on Wednesday. Unfortunately, I'm going to be driving so will have to skip the intoxicating liquor.

Merci beaucoup.

Oh, go on then. I'd watch that.

The mere presence of @Gonk's avatar is the very essence of trumpet in itself!

Apology accepted! http://i.nowthisnews.com/prod/images/1/8/5/2/1/18521/130417_vader_wr_1024x748.jpg

*ahem* Thanks for your suggestion, who?

Et moi, aussi (je pense!)* *But don't let that stop you letting me have another one. There's always a downside to everything!

Chuckle! What a great word. One that I shall endeavour to use more often. *chuckle*

In accordance with the Great Peace Agreement of Prize a Day May 2014: @nephilim's mantle hath passed to @sparkeh.

No, it's just as @Seb1780 said. Time is really screwed up now!

What? 5 minutes to 6pm. Woo-hoo! KS2 SATs over. More time for joining in this thread.

I've just tempted temporal fate by catching up with the last three videos...in reverse order. Uh-oh!

Update: Been on to Virgin this evening and told them I was paying too much for broadband. First, they offered me a 50Mbs connection for £24.50 (I'm currently on 30Mbps for £26.15), but I stuck to my guns. I was then put through to customer relations who offered me £19 for my current speed. That'll do for me!! One thing Virgin does have in its favour is customer service. I always find them very friendly and down-to-earth. I ended up chatting with the girl for about 20 minutes about how much we both hate British Gas! I know this is no help to you @abillybob, but it may be useful for others browsing the thread.