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Arggh, a floating arm: http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2j7pn6Bs61qzun8oo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1299018439&Signature=GIVlCeEGxS2aBnEdNZX08CG3nlQ%3D

Lol: http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2j6tloodw1qzun8oo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1299018440&Signature=3FmBnQh5bmg1cTtUTrT2feebQ9I%3D

Worse than that, it was me $54m from my blind Nigerian lesbian widow who needed my assistance releasing the funds from her late husband's bank account!

Nothing says 'oh dear' more than: Dale Winton Trivia and Quotes on TV.com

You must be off your trolley.....

I've been in a bit of a pickle - there were several emails I needed and it's cost me dearly. Not a happy bunny.

Lol f-f-f-f-flippin' ace!

Google, you numpties. At least all my email is back now. Anyone else affected? BBC News - Thousands of Gmail accounts accidentally wiped

I have been asked to write an article about computer workshops / computer repair labs and I am struggling a bit. I know what I use in our computer lab, equipment wise, but what else should I talk about?

Okay, here they are: 674283820 34-56-01

Perleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee can I have one!?

Feck! Scares me never mind the kids!

Or the Royal sodding wedding or the stupid Oscars.....

And the BBC, especially BBC Breakfast, like to focus on really important news items such as a dog in Leeds that can fart the National Anthem...

I think they were quite restrained in their reporting, don't you?

Bossman, if Matt takes you to the same cafe he took me then only have the all day breakfast if you've not eaten for two days. It was massive and I struggled to fend off a coronary afterwards.

Are they insane? Check out the dog at around 28 seconds in.

Congrats Matt - hopefully I'm going to be doing something similar soon. If you need a home for the bees they can come and live in the server room here....

I used to do the lift and drop on a temperamental 15" Viglen CRT in one of the suites - the kids were always impressed.

Give Dan at WStore a PM. He's good. Here he is View Profile: WStore_Dan - EduGeek.net

If you do put it on eBay watch out for someone who calls himself Jamie Mitchell. He uses a number of eBay seller names and he's caught a couple of people out that I know who regularly deal in IT equipment on eBay. He likes to collect in person and he seems to have an endless supply of wonky £20's

I don't recommend guessing as PC Plod can sometimes be a bit anal. An important thing to consider is the laden weight of the caravan. I tow a folding camper with an unladen weight of 450kgs and I was amazed when out of curiosity I took it to the local weigh-bridge fully laden to see how much it weighed with all our stuff in it and it was nearly 800kgs. I was expecting it to be around 550kgs. I think it must have been the beer.

That's why I've stopped flogging stuff on eBay - too expensive now.

Sorry for not getting back to you sooner, James, about the Viewsonics - I spoke to our Bursar and she said no.....

Wow, amazing.