tech_guy

Can I have mine without the mouse that will invariably get squished inside the machine and served as a special topping....?

How about contacting the Tourist Info Centre they might be able to help you? Malmesbury Tourist Information Centre Malmesbury Town Hall Cross Hayes Malmesbury Wiltshire SN16 9BZ Telephone: 01666 823748 Facsimile: 01666 826166 E-mail: [email protected]

In this financial climate I'd be saying sell sell....

I've just forked out for Dreamweaver CS5 for my own personal use (the student & teacher edition) - brilliant software package and it just makes life so much easier.

I once had to explain to the police what I was doing at 1am outside my own house trying to open a Ford Escort with a bent coat hanger. The car belonged to me and my wife had locked the keys inside - both sets of keys......

Yeah, what's the problem - my local garage would pass that in its MOT.....

Especially if there is chocolate cake at stake.........

I want one of these: New limited-edition Ford Transit SportVan in white

Hey, can we join you?!

That's it, I'm off to buy a Ford Transit

That's what I'm worried about - that the resolution will be awful. Tried it too with a Toshiba 32" last year and it was dire.

Would this be suitable to use as a monitor on a Windows 7 PC? LG 32LD450 32 inch LCD TV Full HD 1080p USB Input 2x HDMI | Ebuyer.com It wouldn't be used as a TV. For £250 I'm tempted.

I don't think there was any redundancy - that was the problem - cable-stealing granny hacked through the only link....

PMSL at "For so long I've been limited in my meat choices due to inadequately sized foil. Well not any longer. Since discovering this foil I've branched out. Last Sunday we had swan, tonight I've got a couple of sheep wrapped and ready to wedge into the oven and tomorrow I'm going to raid the local zoo and steal me an ostrich...."

We've had a spate of thefts of cars like this in our area - they either fish through the letterbox for the keys if they're in reach on a table in the hallway or break in at night to search for the keys whilst the owners are asleep upstairs, but in a few incidents they've just smashed the front door in and demanded the keys. One of the many reasons I've always gone for a low value unappealing drive. I used to have a porsche when I was a young idiot (as opposed to the old idiot I am now) and flogging insurance for a living but got sick of it getting keyed.

BB is a load of steaming poo - drivel. Kill me now. The teachers and the kids will be wanting to know how they can watch it over the internet.

Chav Gran Cable Thief cuts off Internet in Armenia (well that's the sort of headline the Sun would run with....): BBC News - Pensioner in Georgia cuts Armenia off from internet

Did they do the dorkmuffin for coming the wrong way down an exit ramp against oncoming traffic? I'd have kicked his a** all the way back up the road if it'd been me!

I misread the title of this as 'donkey' instead of 'dongle' - I must get some new glasses.

How did you guess and why hasn't that big boxy video youtubey thing appeared in my post instead of the hyperlink?

I don't know why but I have a need to post this now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII

No, Mattx is working as a public relations consultant for Maradonna..... http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/780000/images/_784033_maradonna_150.jpg

....now that Mattx has passed over to the other side?

Is this a late April 1st joke? I once had the misfortune to walk past a naturist campsite in Sweden once and it looked like a pile up in a turkey factory.

I need to purchase 7 wall brackets for some 15" TFT screens - with 75mm VESA Mounts. Must be able to pan and tilt. Funds are tight and the budget holder will have a heart attack if we spend more than £100 on the job. Can anyone recommend a supplier? Many thanks.