A little gem from my lovely wife ...

[soveryapt]

Wifey: "Can I borrow your UHT lead to charge my phone?"

Me: "My UHT?"

Wifey: "Yeah, you know, the UHT lead that plugs into your computer!"

Me: "You mean USB lead?"

Wifey: "Yeah, that's the one."

Me: *facepalm*

 

It's a good job I love her! lol ..

[witch]

Now, who thought "Ultra High Tension" and who thought "Milk"

[plexer]

Milky milky

 

Ben

[tom_newton]

Got a text from my wife last week - "The wifi in this hotel is not encrypted, what should I do to be extra careful?" GOOD WIFE. Well taught

 

Also: Milky milky for me too

[Michael]

That's nothing! My dear mother was talking about the new H20 train line the Government are 'planning', when in fact she meant HS2. Bless

[hardtailstar]

anything my mum is likely to get wrong she always calls it a 'dongly' Im not sure if she means dongle!

[Earthling]

Now, who thought "Ultra High Tension" and who thought "Milk"

 

My first thought was 'Don't lose mine, find your own and it's your turn to cook dinner tonight.'

 

Then I thought 'Milk'.

 

Then I realised (probably) why Mrs. Earthling and I are separated.

 

But at least I've still got my USB lead.

[Garacesh]

Yup, milk here, too.

The amount of confused looks I get from (hopefully, one day) Mrs. Garacesh when I try to explain things.. I give up trying. Bless her, she tries to get interested, but PC's just bore her unless she's playing TF2 or Minecraft, or watching a movie xD

[Little-Miss]

My mom says KFC Kentucky as Ken Tucky. Has me in histerics all the time!

 

Argh theres another one she does which i joke is Ken Tucky's friend, cant remember it!

[broc]

A friend of my mother-in-law once proudly announced the builders who were taking down a wall in their house were going to install a JCB to hold the ceiling up ......

[NikChillin]

That's nothing! My dear mother was talking about the new H20 train line the Government are 'planning', when in fact she meant HS2. Bless

It's all water under the bridge.......

[witch]

My mom says KFC Kentucky as Ken Tucky. Has me in histerics all the time!

 

Argh theres another one she does which i joke is Ken Tucky's friend, cant remember it!

 

Mac Donald???

[Danp]

My wife called down the isle in Homebase to ask me if we needed any spermicide for the plants. She meant pesticide.

[soveryapt]

My wife called down the isle in Homebase to ask me if we needed any spermicide for the plants. She meant pesticide.

 

Well I hope she did, otherwise I hate to think what you do to your plants! lol ..

[elsiegee40]

Arnica is known as arsenic in our home ever since my son got in a muddle when he was small.

 

I often wonder what someone would think if they saw arsenic on my shopping list... We use it to treat rugby injuries.

[witch]

When he was small my nephew, when trying to describe the man who was his biological father - said "diabolical father" and since the man in question walked out when my sister was pregnant and has never wanted to see his son, the name has stuck to this day!

[broc]

My son described an umbrella as an underbrella.... the rooflight in our caravan was referred to by my daughter as a fruitlight.....

 

both words have remained in use by my family for 25 years now.

[witch]

The best one in my family is when, about 3 years ago, my children found out that I was saying "newel" post and not, as they had always thought - "mule post"

 

They were 21, 19 and 17 at the time!

[mac_shinobi]

Arnica is known as arsenic in our home ever since my son got in a muddle when he was small.

 

I often wonder what someone would think if they saw arsenic on my shopping list... We use it to treat rugby injuries.

 

Well that arsenic will sure kill the injuries dead, come to think of it will just kill them