[website] Texts from Bennett

[SYNACK]

These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, works at Amoco, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.

He has no idea I do this blog. Yes, this is 100% real.

 

Although the rest of the conversations are NSFW on the whole this blog is quite funny and a good way to waste ten minutes or so.

 

Texts From Bennett

[Greenbeast]

lol thanks for that

[SC92]

Brilliant! Made me chuckle, thanks.

[CHR1S]

Filtered... booooo!

[pooley]

Damn you autocorect is an good way to end up crying with laughter. NSFW http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com

[CHR1S]

I love DYA!!

[X-13]

Filtered... booooo!

 

Bennett: man i hop over my neighbors fence today and got bit by a rockwilder. im gonna feed it poisonus dog treats!

 

person: Where are you going to get poisonoud dog treats?

 

Bennett: dats da problem. my hook up is out of them....do U know anyone who can get some?

 

person: No Bennett.

 

Bennet: im gonna throw it a frisby dipped in poison then

 

There you go.

[cromertech]

Both blocked here grr!!

[DT2]

That is one special kid.....

[CHR1S]

There you go.

 

I did mean the website, but thanks anyway,

[robertsenior]

thats going to make my day go a bit easier

[witch]

I would like to get one of those 'rockwilders' - they sound awesome!

Very funny - thanks for that

[X-13]

I read through all of these the other day. The guy who made the site has a lot more paitence that I do.

 

I would have slapped Bennett a long time ago.