Stolen Dogs

[DT2]

Wow, glad to hear happy news, did someone break in or take them from the garden? CCTV time/barbed wire etc

 

Taken from the garden around 0700 this morning.....

I'm thinking more of a hollowed out shotgun shell filled with dog muck, electrical contacts to the primer, and a makeshift pressure plate from two saw blades and a 9v battery

Afghanistan taught me to play dirty

[rad]

You have watched too much of Home Alone!

[witch]

Glad you have got them back - if I lost my dog I would be devastated - mind you, I don't think anyone would bother with a 12 year old mongrel anyway

[alan-d]

A bit wuff on the dogs but I'm glad you got them back.

 

You must be barking mad not to get them chipped now!

 

A paws for thought :-)

[korifugi]

A bit wuff on the dogs but I'm glad you got them back.

 

You must be barking mad not to get them chipped now!

 

A paws for thought :-)

 

Now, now - no need to Hound him with bad puns...

[X-13]

Taken from the garden around 0700 this morning.....

I'm thinking more of a hollowed out shotgun shell filled with dog muck, electrical contacts to the primer, and a makeshift pressure plate from two saw blades and a 9v battery

Afghanistan taught me to play dirty

 

http://images.memegenerator.net/images/300x/332878.jpg

 

Remind me to never annoy you.

[DT2]

Now, now - no need to Hound him with bad puns...

 

 

Remind me to never annoy you.

 

I'm a nice person..... I don't get angry often.

 

DT

Edited November 18, 2011 by DT2

[Hightower]

Perhaps should have had a SmoothWall box setup on the garden gate. From what I hear they are impenetrable

[Little-Miss]

Yay!! Good news to start the morning! I want a Pom!

[X-13]

I want a Pom!

 

Oh, God...

 

I misread that as you saying you wanted adult material... I need more coffee.

[DT2]

Yay!! Good news to start the morning! I want a Pom!

There is a beautiful white one down the road from me.

On the upside, I suspect my little red is bearing 'gifts'... Time to tie a knot in it for the little fella....

I'll let you know

 

 

@aerospacemango here they are.... not brilliant pics, trying to get Alf to stand still is a nightmare....

Edited November 18, 2011 by DT2

[HarryMonkey]

God knows what I would have done without them, they're like extra children!

 

Tell me about it. I've got two westies and just can't contemplate the thought of them not being there.

[jinnantonnixx]

Taken from the garden around 0700 this morning.....

I'm thinking more of a hollowed out shotgun shell filled with dog muck, electrical contacts to the primer, and a makeshift pressure plate from two saw blades and a 9v battery

Afghanistan taught me to play dirty

 

Too complex. Seriously, Google 'henry krank alarm'. It's a similar principle, but more reliable and simpler; intruders will have bowel-related issues.

[DT2]

Too complex. Seriously, Google 'henry krank alarm'. It's a similar principle, but more reliable and simpler; intruders will have bowel-related issues.

 

No need to google, I know these very well. Used them on the perimeter fence on the farm when having issues with vandals/thieves of the travelling variety.

 

 

DT

[jinnantonnixx]

You could wire up two or three for added 'effect'.

[X-13]

Why do I get the feeling this is turning into this thread...

[jinnantonnixx]

.... because everyone loves things that go 'bang'.

 

There. That's why.

[pete]

You used to be able to buy indelible paint mines. Essentially a tripwire / pressure-plate activated tube / bag of paint with a propulsion mechanism (usually small explosive charge) that turn everything with a several meters into the Tango man. IIRC there was a bouncing betty version that detonated at waist height for more horizontal coverage.

 

How do I know this? Because my old History teacher was rigging them up in his back garden when I was at school.

 

yes, the same teacher who chased intruders across a field stark-naked waving a kukri at them.

 

NB: this was before moral panic / "we must be see to be doing something, even though it's a terribly wrong thing" law-making made the UK a less fun place.

[X-13]

NB: this was before moral panic / "we must be see to be doing something, even though it's a terribly wrong thing" law-making made the UK a less fun place.

 

Don't worry. The way things are going we're going to be set back to Medieval-esque civilisation when the banks collapse. Then we can do "crazy" things like this again.

 

 

When it happens, I may respec as a rogue.

[aerospacemango]

There is a beautiful white one down the road from me.

On the upside, I suspect my little red is bearing 'gifts'... Time to tie a knot in it for the little fella....

I'll let you know

 

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@aerospacemango here they are.... not brilliant pics, trying to get Alf to stand still is a nightmare....

 

Lovely looking Poms, mate....

 

Have you shown them? Ours had been 1st in Class at Crufts, and Reserve winner at Crufts, before we got them. They are small, but perfectly formed!