FIRE!!!

[localzuk]

No I was being quite serious

 

 

 

 

@localzuk (that's sarcasm too up there by the way )

 

 

*Explodes in another rant* How rude!

[p858snake]

Speaking from experience, sometimes it's the automatic response. Myself and NM were working on the old building, doing..oh, I forget what. Class full of quiet kids, then "BZZT!", we both got a hefty shock. It was a case of "BLOODY HELL!..erm..I mean "Ouch".."

 

I had a PSU go off gunshot style right by my ear one day..managed to catch that and turn it into a "FU...OOOOOOK! That..hurt. Ow."

 

When my junior tech got propelled across the gym by a live-earth short on a metal pedestal he was working on, he let rip a few choice words..some were aimed at me, as i picked up my radio and said "Body bag to the gym please, we've just killed him. Yes, you heard me. BANG, and he's flat on his back. Oh no, wait..I can see signs of life. Either that or he's having a fit..".

 

Ruddy electrocution virgins.. It was his last day to boot! Poor lad.

I did something similar and aimed it a OH&S officer/teacher when we (as students) had a mishap in another class (and no, there isn't/wasn't a body) "Is there a OH&S officer around? what do we need to do when working near a dead body"

Edited July 7, 2011 by p858snake

[Little-Miss]

....... what do we need to do when working near a dead body"

 

Step over it....

[DrCheese]

I had a PSU go off gunshot style right by my ear one day..managed to catch that and turn it into a "FU...OOOOOOK! That..hurt. Ow."

Haha, had that except I actually swore in front of a full class of year7's I think it was justified tho, it was damn loud!

[p858snake]

Step over it....

I wasn't sure about the high visibility jackets, warning signs, distance requirements etc

[Little-Miss]

Nah, just drape a bit of hazard tape on them....

[CAM]

You mean there are no H&S rules in place in-case it gets up and shambles around looking for brains?

[Guest Guest]

Believe me its not my common language, honestly it never comes out of my mouth so yes a little ashamed that I did say it. But at the point when there is a flame inches from my face....

 

Get away Neil. Anyone reading that would think you were a good little Christian boy

[localzuk]

You mean there are no H&S rules in place in-case it gets up and shambles around looking for brains?

 

Its in a school... there'll be barely a snack, so no need to plan for that

[adamchapman]

Well done Neil!!

[Oaktech]

thinks thats an 'oh s***e' moment, try having a movie projection bulb explode next to your head mid film.

 

new underpants please.

 

I don't endorse what this guy does, but it gives you an idea of what it's like to have it go off next to your head.

 

[john]

I once dropped from the roof of the sports hall a Sodium lamp, I was climbing the scaff tower bulb in one hand and it was in one of them sleeves rather than a box and it just slid right out of the "closed" end and went BANG as it hit the floor Impressive bang it was as well