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went to maplins today and bought service air to blow the stuff from under my keyboard when i put the straw in no air so i went back and said no air in this can and the man went just breath what !!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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I am guessing:

 

Went to maplins today and bought service air *can of compressed air* to blow the stuff from under my keyboard. When I put the straw in there was no air in the can. I went back to the store and said that there was no air in the can and the man told me to 'just breath'. What?!?

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'Just breathe' as in, 'Just relax, man! Slow down, you're not making any sense!' ... Or... 'Just breathe on the keyboard'? :p

 

While the former makes more logical sense, it strikes me that the intended meaning of the Maplin employee was actually to breathe on the keyboard ;)

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is hard to prove that you just didn't discharge the can (no jokes) and came back asking for your money/another free can.

 

We know you didn't, but its a little tricky to prove.

 

Chris

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That's exactly why they should have a digital LCD readout showing how much is left ... :lol:

 

You mean like a fire extinguisher has a gauge?

 

I think the product is a bit too 'throw away' and cheap to include any form of high tec wizardry really...

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is hard to prove that you just didn't discharge the can (no jokes) and came back asking for your money/another free can.

 

We know you didn't, but its a little tricky to prove.

 

Chris

 

theres no liquid in it when it's empty. It would weigh less if it was discharged.

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That's exactly why they should have a digital LCD readout showing how much is left ... :lol:

 

You mean like a fire extinguisher has a gauge?

 

I think the product is a bit too 'throw away' and cheap to include any form of high tec wizardry really...

 

on an unrelated note, how do you get foam out of your PC?

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ICT Technician

34 Primary Schools

:!: :!: :!:

 

Are you Santa Claus and is this what you do the rest of the year :?: :?: :?:

 

regards

Simon

 

Hehehehe. I did a double take as well.

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One hour per school per week + travelling = 37.5hrs/week :) Doable I suppose ;)

 

Did you include the fixing computers part in the one hour a week or just getting down the corridor through the of teachers.

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is hard to prove that you just didn't discharge the can (no jokes) and came back asking for your money/another free can.

 

We know you didn't, but its a little tricky to prove.

 

Chris

No we don't! :p

 

One hour per school per week + travelling = 37.5hrs/week Doable I suppose

1 hour per school per week, for 46 weeks per year is a whole week and a bit at each school! what do mean you haven't got all the systems tip-top and ship-shape by easter? it's just not good enough! :lol:

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is a complete rip off, seen some around the £8 mark for a little can.
eBay for the best value air, I paid 45p per can, but I did buy 15 of them at once so thats probably why they were that price.
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eBay for the best value air

 

Scottish highland as opposed to London pollution? D

No this is Swiss air, so its very pure and clean :D
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is hard to prove that you just didn't discharge the can (no jokes) and came back asking for your money/another free can.

 

We know you didn't, but its a little tricky to prove.

 

Chris

No we don't! :p

 

Fair point.

 

I forget who's posting sometimes.

 

Chris

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'Just breathe' as in, 'Just relax, man! Slow down, you're not making any sense!' ... Or... 'Just breathe on the keyboard'? :p

 

While the former makes more logical sense, it strikes me that the intended meaning of the Maplin employee was actually to breathe on the keyboard ;)

just breath on the keyboard

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Although this is a professional forum, our jobs are so stressful (dealing with kids losing their work, teachers asking for things yesterday), that we just have to inject a bit of humour into things every now and then. It's nothing personal :)
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No, as craig said, us stuffy technicians have become synical(spelling) in our techy jobs (betcha thought i was gonna say old age!) that sometimes we are short with people and appear to have little/no patience.

 

But really, just blame (most) teachers.

 

Chris

 

I am aware that some teachers are amazing and give little/no grief or even help with problems, but some just downright take the buscuit!

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