[news] Sad day yesterday....

[Gatt]

The news of Bernard Matthews passing a way really knocked the stuffing out of me.

Could have knocked me down with a feather.

Still no foul play so dont get in a flap.

Funeral will have all the trimmings.

RIP BERNARD.

 

Best Before 26/11/2010

Will be cremated in Norfolk next Wednesday gas mark 6 for 3 hours.

[laserblazer]

A simply boootiful tribute Gatt

[elsiegee40]

That he died at Thanksgiving gives rise to a conspiracy theory methinks...

[Gatt]

The Turkeys Revolt....

[chrbb]

Well hopefully the press will keep us abreast of the current situation.

[webman]

May he roast in peace.

[MK-2]

he'll only need a small coffin i think, once they drain all the water out of him he'll be about 4 ft tall and weigh 2 stone.

 

rumours are that james blunt has been booked to sing at his funeral, but details of what he'll sing are sketchy at the moment.....

[tech_guy]

I met Bernard Matthews once - he told me he hated turkey.

[laserblazer]

May he roast in peace.

or peas.

[dwhyte85]

You guys are baddd!

[JJonas]

Cremation next Thursday

 

3 and a half hours gas mark 6