In a teachers drawers you will tend to always find.....

[BatchFile]

a stapler, but no staples. (probably because it's someone else's)

[sister_annex]

Usually makeup remover (sandblasters required for some kids), smelly stuff (cos some kids really need to wash) - the inevitable missing projector remote and the usual pens, pencils.

 

did actually find a toothbrush and toothpaste in a drawer the once....

[FN-GM]

A note from a kid saying why they haven't done homework.

[soveryapt]

In the teachers draw here when I started there was a list of teachers logons with all their passwords as the staff could never remember what they'd set their passwords too ..

 

Now, it tends to be Wii Remotes and stuff, their phone, and sweets .. lots of sweets .. (I know which rooms are the ones I want to fix computers in now .. lol)

[Gatt]

1 Bunch of rotting bananas and a heck of a lot of fruit flies (i kid you not!)

 

A "Teaching for Dummies" book

[PEO]

dummies guide to teaching

[HMCTech]

Prit stick with no lid

[BandyQuill]

my memory stick!!!

[joe90bass]

DVDs for free lessons.....

[soveryapt]

The remains of the last technician not to instantly attend to their job and sort out their issues?

[FN-GM]

In a teachers drawers you will tend to always find.....

 

....everything but the thing you need

[K.C.Leblanc]

A dead rat,

[e_g_r]

Replica Colt 45

[PEO]

a 3kg dumbbell

[mattx]

one of those pens with 4 different colours.

[skawarrior]

my keys which they stored out of reach of students but failed to reply to my e-mail to inform me of their whereabouts

[Rydra]

One miscellaneous bit of homework from a student that hasn't been at the school for at least 2 years. It's usually unmarked.

[round2it]

a password written down

the missing keys from some laptops

for some reason most of ours have pencil sharpener shavings?????

the keys to lock the drawer.

[Guest TheLibrarian]

Any detachable parts off computers that the kids have removed while said teachers weren't teaching said kids?

[tech_guy]

D'oh, and here was me hoping from the thread title we were going to discuss something salacious.....

[witch]

D'oh, and here was me hoping from the thread title we were going to discuss something salacious.....

 

hmmm...something salacious from about 1910?

[john]

my memory stick!!!

 

thats a point our assistant head still has my Edugeek memory stick from last years conference! The reason she has it is it we both went on a conference together and needed a usb stick for the PPTs and she hadn't got any but I had my edugeek one in my rucksack....

 

I tend to find master keys in them, blu-tack, dead pens, the projector remotes and randomness, but I don't go through them looking unless I need a projector remote and I really hope the rest of us are not prying in others trays etc.

[robk]

permanent marker pen to write on the interactive whiteboard.

[tech_guy]

hmmm...something salacious from about 1910?

 

Ah, yes 1910 - the year of Twain's death....?

[Rydra]

it unlocked, with their laptop, keys, mobile phone, and at least £20 in loose change inside it. Oh, and occasionally their personal diary/organiser.