My epitaph

[beeswax]

I was sorting out a problem for a teacher this morning and was about to leave the room when another teacher said, "before you go.." I turned round and replied that's what they'll have on my gravestone. What would be your epitaph?

[Robz]

"rebooting......"

 

Sounds a tad better than restarting

[creese]

During the last 4 years.

 

I told you I was ill.

[Gonk]

Connection Reset by Peer....

[Crispin]

I like the epitaph George Carlin wanted when asked in an interview,

 

"He was just here a minute ago..."

[jamesb]

Respawning in 10...9...8...

[sippo]

'Just the man....'

[daz666]

Ill Be Back

[Little-Miss]

Doomed!

[jcs808]

It was working when I left it.

[enjay]

I told you I was ill.

 

This is on Spike Milligan's headstone, so you may have copyright issues :-)

 

On that note, there was something in the local rag where I used to live about someone who wanted this on their headstone, and the local Council banned it, saying it may upset people visiting other graves. Really?!?!

[elsiegee40]

"A fatal error has occurred... " (preferably on a blue headstone)

 

or the one I'd like to to put on my office door "Bu99er Off!"

[ICT_GUY]

[Gatt]

Any of the following:

 

404: Not Found

410: Gone

500: Server Error

503: Out Of Resources

[creese]

This is on Spike Milligan's headstone, so you may have copyright issues :-)

 

On that note, there was something in the local rag where I used to live about someone who wanted this on their headstone, and the local Council banned it, saying it may upset people visiting other graves. Really?!?!

 

Yes, I know. I would love to be sued by Spike (if he was still with us).

 

I won't actually have a headstone, burned and scattered in the Maluti Mountains please.

[witch]

'Logged Off'

[tech_guy]

Pushing up daisies gets rather tedious after awhile...

[sonofsanta]

"I know you're busy..."

 

Or the one I normally hear when I'm fiddling with cables unplugged by the darlings -

"While you're down there..."

 

If you want a geeky one, could always have

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[Guest coquet636]

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[enjay]

'Below the high Cathedral Stairs

Lie the remains of Agnes Pears

Her name was Wiggs - it was not Pears

But Pears was put to rhyme with stairs.'

[CHR1S]

Man its hot down here.....

[GrumbleDook]

I do like the idea of

gone 127.0.0.1

 

or

 

Look, I'm not here ... it is a global conspiracy to cover up that I am immortal.

[Arcath]

who'd have guessed it hell has frozen over

[soveryapt]

"I thought there was an app for everything.."

 

[Andrew_C]

During the last 4 years.

 

I told you I was ill.

That was Spike Milligan; but in Gallic.

 

 

I like "Press any key to reboot"

Edited March 26, 2010 by Andrew_C