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From "You Dont Mess With The Zohan"

 

Pedestrian: “Stay out of my business Mostafah.”

Zohan: “This is not my name.”

Pedestrian: “Go back to your pretzel stand.”

Zohan: *crushes guys finger*

Pedestrian: “Was that your feet?”

Zohan: “Yes, the feet uppercut.”

Zohan: “Smell it, smell it, smell it, now take it. *kicks guy with feet* That's for you.”

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