One line story

[john]

at which point the supreme ruler stripped Edutech

[russdev]

Audience in rest of theatre then cringed at site of EduTech in his birthday suite. At which point mary whitehouse came in and said...

[tmcd35]

"I've been wrong all these years and gratuitous sex and violence on TV is actually fine, please do carry on..."

[john]

and so the fun in the convent continued with Sister Mary Robert, Sister Mary Patrick and Mother Superior all went to the convent store cupboard and got EduTech a habbit....

[webman]

Or was it a Hobbit? Nobody could be sure. At that very moment, a flash of lightning took them all by surprise shortly followed by a clap of thunder. The heavens opened...

[EduTech]

EduTech then became very happy as he likes thunder and lightening! and isn't affraid of water although he found it rather funning to see john go and hide under a tree like a big pansy

 

then...

[tmcd35]

he thought, I wonder how meny other things could be funning? I like funning, it's a funny word, mmmm....

[EduTech]

bloody spelling!

[webman]

"Curse those witches and their spelling!" they cried.

[tech_guy]

and Barbara Cartland said, "I can't write a romantic novel about all of this!." She stormed off in a huff and promptly tripped over Bill Gates who was lying naked on the floor.

[TechSupp]

Was that Steve Jobs I heard or those ghostly milk bottles a rattling in their crate....Ernie and he drove....(for the older members)

[webman]

the fastest milkcart in the west midlands, off into the sunset never to be seen again.

[TechSupp]

However Two Ton Ted from Teddington, who drove the bakers van was all cozy with Sue who lived at number 22.

[tech_guy]

And in the Himalayas a butterfly farted, and a tree fell silently in the Brazilian jungle......

[russdev]

At which point Oso ([ame=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Agent_Oso]Special Agent Oso - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/ame]) said "It's all part of the plan"...

 

Editors Note: sorry can you tell what I have had on all day

[webman]

It was a cunning plan - so cunning you can brush your teeth with it.

[john]

which for all this terrible behaviour in a Convent and Church Mother Superior AKA Sheila Hancock and Sister Mary Lazarus will come and kick your teeth in for such behaviour (sorry been re-living my time in London in August as its happy thoughts to keep me happy - well try to...)

[tech_guy]

Just then, a member of the BNP walked in....

[webman]

and everybody cheered.

[mac_shinobi]

except webman as he saw the member of BNP with an apple mac

[tech_guy]

Just then, a stretch limo turned up outside, and out stepped Mick Jagger, Bono, Mother Theresa, Princess Di, Bob Marley, Errol Flynn, Albert Einstein, Elvis, Alfred the Great, John Lennon, John F. Kennedy, and Willy (from Free Willy)........

[webman]

And no sooner was Willy free from the vehicle, the limousine exploded in a firey ball of flaming-hot flames, sending all of its previous occupants diving for cover; legs and arms flailing all over the place.

[tmcd35]

And everyone was amazed to see Free Willy's arms and legs, the fact that they were flailing was just a complete bonus.

[tech_guy]

Then a Japanese Whaling ship appeared sailing down the high street, and not having many whales to hunt in Preston, then opened fire on Free Willy, who by now was dressed like Rambo, and shouting, "Don't push me!."

[webman]

Flailing is very difficult for a man in a suit to accomplish, but the effect was still the same. This also explains how he was able to dress like Rambo and shout warnings. At that moment, a small red dot appeared on his chest. He glanced down, but before his brain could process the meaning, he was shot. This was a huge relief for John F Kennedy.