SC-UK Posted September 10, 2009 Posted September 10, 2009 but could have been better if made from jelly
john Posted September 10, 2009 Posted September 10, 2009 as then i could have eaten it as im hungry and want jelly
tech_guy Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 but then Jeffrey Archer appeared, selling fake Rolex wristwatches, and curried hedgehog soup in a bucket.
webman Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 Moments later, a previous customer of his returned to complain - "Excuse me, but someone's spiked my soup!"
apoth0r Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 "Apologies sir, it appears i'm having a (Weston-super) MARE today, please accept this lego Amy Winehouse as compensation!"
azrael78 Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 "You call THAT compensation?!?" - yelled the customer.
tech_guy Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 but I can give you a free peerage instead?!
john Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 since when in this world did free mean free.
tech_guy Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 And just then, Damian Hirst appeared, with Heston Blumenthal pickled in brine........
bossman Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 "Oh thanks awfully old chap" he said as he struggled to keep the capucian monkey down his trousers!
apoth0r Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 "Must dash, it's 3:30 and theres hundreds of thousands of pints to drink before the weekend is over!" He added enthusiastically
bossman Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 after all he was most terribly terribly drunk Hic!!!
bossman Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 "Int milk great" he cried!!! and for the rest of the week I will be mostly eating cow dung!!! 1
tech_guy Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 Just then, Ant & Dec appeared, both with an axe embedded in their heads, and Oprah Winfrey clutching a bowl of semolina........
john Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 and she cried that she had done the dirty on Ant and Dec with the Axe, and to the huge crowd that had amassed they all cheered at the end of Ant and Dec
tech_guy Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 and then John Noakes appeared, with a stuffed Shep humping his leg.....
webman Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 "What's a Shep?", pondered Pooh Bear as he observed from a safe distance.
john Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 which then James Martin came along and quickly turned into a mutton pie
webman Posted September 11, 2009 Posted September 11, 2009 "Mmmmm pie" announced Weebl. He likes pie.
azrael78 Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 "Mmmmmm person pie..." drooled Homer, while Bart looked on - confused...
tech_guy Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 Just then, Bill gates appeared riding a unicycle, whilst juggling two fat ladies....
bossman Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 Steve Jobs just happened to be in the audience at the time and clapped with glee when Bill dropped his balls (sorry 2 fat ladies)
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