want to learn something

[apoth0r]

Learn why women are always right, then tell us so we can do something about it!!!

[Ric_]

Learn Jedi mind control - could come in handy.

 

For controling the hamsters?

 

Considering Welsh here

 

Welsh hamster control?

[witch]

Learn why women are always right, then tell us so we can do something about it!!!

 

No chance, It'll never happen!

 

 

Considering Welsh here. If only to confuse the students a bit when they annoy me.

 

 

Well, I can swear in Welsh and Serbian which certainly does confuse the little darlings!

 

 

I shall be trying to get to grips with moodle over the summer as my boss is flying with it and I am being left behind

[K.C.Leblanc]

I want to learn how to I.P. enable a tea's made so there's a freshly brewed pot when I get home from work.

 

Oh and produce custard cremes out of thin air with just the power of my mind (it's not doing so well, I've got 4million stale malted milks, but the icing is beyond me).

[localzuk]

I want to learn how to I.P. enable a tea's made so there's a freshly brewed pot when I get home from work.

 

That's easy! Set up a X10 system in your house, set up the machine ready to go, and have it turned off by the X10 - then set up your controlling computer (something like Mr House) to receive email or SMS and voila...

[enjay]

Well, I can swear in Welsh and Serbian which certainly does confuse the little darlings!

 

Learn German instead - that way you still know a foreign language, and let's face it, pretty much any German word sounds like you're swearing!

 

If you can't already, my advice would be to learn to cook (although the army of ruthless trained killer hamsters is not without merit...).

[browolf]

learn twitter api, its the future if their leaked docs are to be believed

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