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I was told that a member of staff had broken the internet...

 

Your downloads seems quite big, this one must be compressed :

 

http://goldcoaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/the_internet_on_one_disk.jpg

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I was told that a member of staff had broken the internet...

The elders of the internet will not be pleased at all... (IT Crowd)

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We have users who must be downloading most of the internet. They routinely download stuff at 1Gbit/s and have recently asked for an increase in their link to 10Gbit/s

 

They must be sticking in an awful lot of floppy discs to cope with it all :-)

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There is a web filtering company who claim to "download the entire internet" once a month.

 

NB. It is not us :)

 

:troll:

 

No way!! Who's that? Go on, dish the dirt...

 

They should be named and horrifically shamed!

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There is a web filtering company who claim to "download the entire internet" once a month.

 

NB. It is not us :)

 

:troll:

It must be serendipity as there filters are "sooo good" they don't need active content scanning.....

:troll:

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There is a web filtering company who claim to "download the entire internet" once a month.

 

NB. It is not us :)

 

:troll:

 

So that's why the internet goes slow now and then. Their hogging all the bandwidth :D

Does this mean that we adopt the expression "It's that time of the month again..."

 

I'll get my coat ... :getmecoat:

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I had someone in the office come up to me in a panic after they "deleted the Internet", of course it only took a minute to restore the entire Internet (well the IE bit of it at least) from the recycle bin, just think of all the grateful people around the world I must have helped that day :D
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Google uses complete copies of the internet on its servers (minus files such as photos, music, video) last time I heard it was around 20 TB in size.

 

When you think about it, 20 TB is a hell of a lot of text.

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Google uses complete copies of the internet on its servers (minus files such as photos, music, video) last time I heard it was around 20 TB in size.

 

When you think about it, 20 TB is a hell of a lot of text.

 

Wow! Just imagine backing that up to a tape...

Its worrying that even this thread could be in one of google's backup servers.

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Google are not backing up the internet, they just cache pages for search results. That's not really a backup, it's like taking all the staff and students' work on your servers and storing it in text files regardless of the format. Useful, but not exactly a backup!
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So that's why the internet goes slow now and then. Their hogging all the bandwidth :D

Does this mean that we adopt the expression "It's that time of the month again..."

 

I'll get my coat ... :getmecoat:

 

Oh No - Aunt Irma's come to visit (IT Crowd)

 

OK - I think I'll join you.... :getmecoat:

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