women... the great mystery!

[StewartKnight]

http://www.stewartknight.co.uk/womencomplicated1.jpg

[t_guest]

hehehe funny

[witch]

Nah - doesnt ring true

No male would ever be able to understand what he had done.

Or string together a sentence about feelings beginning: "Is it something I said?"

[marco84]

In the same respect, no female would ever admit anything was wrong until the man had asked at least 6more times and another 3hours had passed.

[Jake]

All I want to know is why that guy is allowed out of his cage

[mrforgetful]

My gf has suggested I read.....Men are From Mars, Women are from Venus.

 

It's surprisingly good and worth reading!

[elsiegee40]

You guys aren't supposed to understand... it's how we ensure our superiority!

[Guest metalmonkey]

Just before my wedding my father came to me with his one and only advice for married life.

 

He said...

 

"Son, many good men have gone completely insane trying to understand women. So don't try."

[localzuk]

I dunno, it works the other way too - women don't understand men (but they think they do).

 

At least most men just admit they don't understand women...

[Skoggmeiger]

My gf has suggested I read.....Men are From Mars, Women are from Venus.

 

It's surprisingly good and worth reading!

 

I'm afraid you have been seduced by the dark side. Soon you'll be telling us that you've been reading 'Chicken Soup for The Soul', and admiring the different variaties of curtains on offer, instead of wondering what the footy scores are.

 

YOU MUST RESIST!!!

 

[limbo]

I have one word to say on the male / female divide - cusions. i do not mean the useful ones that make up the integral part of a chair or a sofa - but those ones whose sole existence seems to be to site on a chair or sofa until someone wants to sit down, at which point they are cast aside. Expensive clutter. Women are obsessed with them and men do not even give them a second thought.

[localzuk]

@limbo - that isn't strictly true. On a large, plain looking sofa, cushions can 'liven up' the room. The same goes for any ornament.

 

Now, don't get me wrong - I wouldn't have cushions out of preference, but out of a desire to not have a living room that was dull or unwelcoming...

[e_g_r]

Cushions on the bed, only good for throwing on the floor and falling over....grrrr

[limbo]

@localzuk - but if you are in a room that has a sofa and no-one is sitting on, or about to sit on, said sofa then what kind of room are you in?

[limbo]

@localzuk - but if you are in a room that has a sofa and no-one is sitting on, or about to sit on, said sofa then what kind of room are you in?

A sofa showroom perhaps!?!?

[bossman]

There are 2 logics to both male and female:

 

Male logic: forwards and backwards

Female logic: Goes sideways

 

So the lesson is "non computability" and that men and women are only put on this earth for one reason and that is the procreation of the species.

 

Here endeth the first and last lesson.

[Guest richard]

There is no point in trying to understand women as they don't even understand themselves

[witch]

Oh for goodness sake!

 

People are people

They may look at things differently sometimes, and perhaps women are more in touch with their feelings - and care more about understanding others, but basically all that is needed is the ability to really try and see an issue from someone else's point of view - without accusatory remarks, or trying to score points, or whatever.

Over the years, I have met many men who were good at empathy (one of my best friends is a bloke) and many women who were not!

 

If you continue to subscribe to the myths surrounding male/female behaviour, the problem just gets worse!

 

Those of you men who have a good relationship with women, be they mother, sister, partner or friend will know that it is all worthwhile in the end.

Of course, if you cannot be bothered to try to understand others (or maybe, like a possible 75% of the male population, you suffer from some degree of Asbergers or Autism) then you will always struggle, and eventually you will be a sad old git sitting over a drink bemoaning the shortcomings of the opposite sex

And yes, this does apply to women as well, who can be really evil about men!

 

Here endeth the lesson

 

The counsellor is..IN!!

[limbo]

Don't women over react?

 

(runs and hides from witch until the dusk of time!)

[Firefly_Transport]

Don't women over react?

 

(runs and hides from witch until the dusk of time!)

 

::Cast sidelong look at the USA and the several wars started by George W::

 

Women over-react?

[localzuk]

eventually you will be a sad old git sitting over a drink bemoaning the shortcomings of the opposite sex

 

eventually? old??

[Guest richard]

and eventually you will be a sad old git sitting over a drink bemoaning the shortcomings of the opposite sex

 

I'm already a sad old git according to some of my friends.

[witch]

Oh, you'd better run, Limbo

 

but; the dusk of time?

 

I'm a witch - at dusk I emerge from my server cave and fly free!

[acrobson]

Women, Women, Women....The beta version of MEN!

[witch]

Women, Women, Women....The beta version of MEN!

 

Now let's see:

We are stronger at birth (far less female infant mortality)

We live longer

We get less heart disease

For most causes of death - rates are higher for men than women

Women can multitask, most men cannot

Women will sometimes admit making a mistake. The last man who admitted he was wrong was General Custer

Men forget everything, women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

Women have an eight-lane superhighway for processing emotion, while men have a small country road (comment from a neuropsychiatrist)

 

WOMEN DON'T LET GO OF AN ARGUMENT UNTIL THEY WIN!