School Movie

[laserblazer]

If they were to make a Hollywood Blockbuster movie about your school, what actor would play you?

[ninjabeaver]

Hmm, it would have to be Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson [ame=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_Johnson]Dwayne Johnson - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/ame] . Reason being he looks like me. Apart from I'm sitting on my backside alot of the day and got a few lbs over him. It would give me a chance to do the 'Peoples Elbow' on some of the staff and students.... and one or two suppliers.

[K.C.Leblanc]

James May

[WithoutMotive]

Jim Carrey - some people tell me I look like him but I think it's a load of arse.

[Iain.Faulkner]

Although not exactly hollywood, I'd probably end up with Peter Kay

 

(although the kids at my first school used to call me Neo...so maybe Keanu Reeves would be better :-) )

[Hightower]

Not an actor, but Mark Owen (apparantly that's who I look like). Maybe it's time for his hollywood debut!

[tsky]

It would have to be Simon Pegg - because the kids reckon I look like him at the moment anyhow...

[laserblazer]

Not an actor, but Mark Owen (apparantly that's who I look like). Maybe it's time for his hollywood debut!

 

The kids used to call me Sven because they said I looked like the ex England manager! It might still but the kids here now wouldn't have a clue who he is.

[Batman]

Jim Carrey - some people tell me I look like him but I think it's a load of arse.

 

People say I look like him too... mind you, I think my behaviour may have an effect on their perception as well...

 

Some people also say I remind them of John Malkovich. He'd be good too.

 

Ah it's wonderful, having all these celebrity lookalikes.

 

Of course these days with the long hair and the beard the kids say I look like Jesus... but I don't want Robert Powell to play me. Not really.

[SpuffMonkey]

Johnny Vegas...alas....

[Andrew_C]

Donald Pleasence as he portrayed Blowfeld.

[elsiegee40]

Julie Walters... she looks nothing like me, but I like her!

[Guest theeldergeek]

If they were to make a Hollywood Blockbuster movie about your school, what actor would play you?

 

I'd be played by Harold Sakata - 'Oddjob' from the James Bond film Goldfinger!

Apparently I resemble him!

[BatchFile]

Robbie Coltraine as Hagrid, of course!

 

I'm 6'4" and 23 stone but lack the facial hair. That would be sorted by the costume dept.

 

Some of the kids have also muttered that I resemble David off Heartbeat, but I don't know what they mean Aunt Peg.

[laserblazer]

I'd be played by Harold Sakata - 'Oddjob' from the James Bond film Goldfinger!

Apparently I resemble him!

 

In which case I'd have to go for Hervé Villechaize who I closely resemble apart from the hair!

[Disaster]

David Hasselhoff.

'nuff said.

[mossj]

Jon Heder - AKA Napoleon Dynamite

[chrbb]

Julie Walters... she looks nothing like me, but I like her!

 

Good call! She'd have to play me though, with my glasses on I look like her!

[machin05]

It would have to be Harland Williams, the guy who played the "7 minute abs" bloke in Something About Mary

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIYYZPnacWo]YouTube - Harland Williams as Crazy Hitchhiker[/ame]