Want to win 48 Cadbury's Creme Eggs? Of course you do! Enter our Easter giveaway!

[VeryPC]

Morning EduGeeks,

Easter (& a lovely 4-day weekend) is just around the corner so VeryPC wants to help you celebrate in style and there’s only one way to do that…

 

48 CREME EGGS of course!

 

 

For a chance to win this chocolate FEAST, all we need from you is your best Easter pun or joke, the cheesier the better (liven up the office for us this afternoon).

The winner will be selected from EduGeek tomorrow afternoon so make sure hilarity ensues before 12PM April 14th because the Easter Bunny needs time to deliver the goods before Sunday, busy shift you know how it is!

We’ll only be shipping the prize domestically this time so please only enter if you have a UK address, we can send your winnings to- sorry international friends, we don’t want any wasted puns on our watch.

 

We’re looking forward to judging this one so do your worst and remember you’ve only got until tomorrow so get those entries in ASAP! Good luck 😊

[hardtailstar]

When I win them I will need to eggsercise to cross off all those calories gained eating them as a last unhealthy supper.

 

Or I may eat them over 40 days and 40 nights with a Passion.

 

I could go on but I will probably be cruicified.

[DalekSec]

48!!! I just had a root canal that cost me £600 (and a crown needed that will be another £600), I can't possibly eat all these, or it will just be even more egg-spensive!

 

But that wont stop me shelling out on them with a toddler who will be more than egg-static to eat them

[F_admin]

This is eggs-actly the kind of competition I want to see on Edugeek.

[smurfomatic]

It would be an egg-stravagant to have so many, but it's no yolk if you eat too many of them - all of them in one go, and I'll all four dozen off afterwards...

[jonnykewell1]

Calm down egg head, don't get scrambled I was only yolking!

[bald_pig]

Some of these egg puns are Oeuf-ul!

[Ditto]

An old favourite Easter joke from my childhood.

 

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole during Easter - A HOT CROSS BUNNY!

 

I won't be eating the eggs personally, I will passing them to a colleague to add to the Easter egg distribution that our charity does every year to the children and young people we support - and yes, I do want that to influence your decision making

[IT_Man_Dan]

What do you call an easter bunny that gets kicked out of school??

Egg-spelled

[willtech]

How can you get ready to eat Easter eggs? Lots of eggs-ercise!

[LukeRowberry]

Where is Easter happening this year? Where eggs marks the spot

[robyholmes]

All these puns are eggs-cruciatingly bad!

[sippo]

I saw this thread and thought no, I won't enter as I have jokes hoping around in my head so what I did is put them all in one basket. I looked and searched for a good egg joke but they were not all they cracked up to be.

[LukeRowberry]

I wonder who will be crowned the best yolk-er

[gumbygaz]

How does the VeryPC IT tech team eat their Creme Eggs.....

 

Byte by Byte....

 

 

 

I'll go now...sorry .........

[bigstan48]

What do you call a bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

[RichCowell]

Creme Eggs you say...

What happens if you get married on Easter Sunday? You live hoppily ever after!

[chazzy2501]

 

blah blah to get this posted and waste peoples time.

[VeryPC]

An old favourite Easter joke from my childhood.

 

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole during Easter - A HOT CROSS BUNNY!

 

I won't be eating the eggs personally, I will passing them to a colleague to add to the Easter egg distribution that our charity does every year to the children and young people we support - and yes, I do want that to influence your decision making

 

And we have a winner! Congrats @Ditto - a 'crackin pun AND a worthy cause.

[Ditto]

Eggscellent and many thanks! They are on there way to our our schools and community support teams.

Have a great Easter everyone!